Gentlemen, if you need tips on how to get laid, watch this. These guys probably went home with half a dozen women each.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Fuck 'n Roll
Someone left a link to this in the comments section of a previous post and I thought it really did deserve to be shared.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Bad Girl
Despite the chick's overacting, and the guy's cheesy lines and socks, I want to be her and I want to get fucked by him. This video is going to fuel my fantasies for a long time to come.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Cock Shots
I was browsing casual sex personals and it made me wonder - what's up with all the cock shots? I understand why men don't want to show their face; no one wants their girlfriend, coworker, or mother to recognize their picture on this webiste. But what I don't understand is why so many men feel that a picture of their penis is the next best thing.
First, penises generally aren't that attractive. Sure, there's a few beautiful ones out there and maybe men with beautiful penises should post pictures of them, but most penises don't fit this category. The average penis is neutral looking and some are plain nasty.
Second, I don't think many women look at a picture of a man's penis and think "I need to get me some of that!" I could be wrong, but I just don't think the majority of women think that way. I think that factors such as experience, attitude towards women and sex, and compatible sexual desires would be more important for the majority of women.
Third, you're not fooling anyone. Maybe you can add an extra inch by using a favorable camera angle, but everyone can tell that you're using your hand like a cock ring. We all know that your average erection isn't bulging out of it's own skin. No one expects it to be.
Fourth, if you simply must show everyone how magnificent your penis is, for goodness sake, at least show it in it's fully erect state! What kind of desire is a soft cock supposed to stir within me?
Anyway, I guess I've simply never understood the reason why a person would need to see another person's genitals before seeing their face or the rest of their body. But that's just me.
First, penises generally aren't that attractive. Sure, there's a few beautiful ones out there and maybe men with beautiful penises should post pictures of them, but most penises don't fit this category. The average penis is neutral looking and some are plain nasty.
Second, I don't think many women look at a picture of a man's penis and think "I need to get me some of that!" I could be wrong, but I just don't think the majority of women think that way. I think that factors such as experience, attitude towards women and sex, and compatible sexual desires would be more important for the majority of women.
Third, you're not fooling anyone. Maybe you can add an extra inch by using a favorable camera angle, but everyone can tell that you're using your hand like a cock ring. We all know that your average erection isn't bulging out of it's own skin. No one expects it to be.
Fourth, if you simply must show everyone how magnificent your penis is, for goodness sake, at least show it in it's fully erect state! What kind of desire is a soft cock supposed to stir within me?
Anyway, I guess I've simply never understood the reason why a person would need to see another person's genitals before seeing their face or the rest of their body. But that's just me.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Love in Blood Time
When I saw my blood on your leg, the drops so
dark and clear, that real arterial red,
I could not even think about death, you
stood there smiling at me,
you squatted in the tub on your long haunches
and washed it away.
The large hard bud of your sex in my mouth,
the dark petals of my sex in your mouth,
I could feel death going farther and farther away,
forgetting me, losing my address, his
palm forgetting the curve of my cheek in his hand.
Then when we lay in the small glow of the
lamp and I saw your lower lip
glazed with light like liquid fire
I looked at you and I tell you I knew you were God
and I was God and we lay in our bed
on the dark cloud, and somewhere down there
was the earth, and somehow all we did, the
blood, the pink stippling of the head, the
peal fluid out of the slit, the
goodness of all we did would somehow get
down there, it would find its flowering in the world.
~ Sharon Olds
dark and clear, that real arterial red,
I could not even think about death, you
stood there smiling at me,
you squatted in the tub on your long haunches
and washed it away.
The large hard bud of your sex in my mouth,
the dark petals of my sex in your mouth,
I could feel death going farther and farther away,
forgetting me, losing my address, his
palm forgetting the curve of my cheek in his hand.
Then when we lay in the small glow of the
lamp and I saw your lower lip
glazed with light like liquid fire
I looked at you and I tell you I knew you were God
and I was God and we lay in our bed
on the dark cloud, and somewhere down there
was the earth, and somehow all we did, the
blood, the pink stippling of the head, the
peal fluid out of the slit, the
goodness of all we did would somehow get
down there, it would find its flowering in the world.
~ Sharon Olds
Sunday, November 2, 2008
I Don't Think So
I received this email a couple of days ago:
Subject: webcam and headset suggestions
I encourage you to consider getting at least a headset microphone (ideally with an on/off switch for microphone, a volume control for earphones, and with the earphones being soft sponge like muffs, and with plugs not a USB interface), as they only cost around $15, and ideally a webcam (I recommend the Logitech Quickcam Messenger model which looks like a white golf ball and has excellent optics – these cost around $30, and do have USB interface). Both are available from computer stores such as Radio Shack, Dick Smith, or Tandy, or online via for example EBay.
Happy to demonstrate them if you like. :-)
I can also ring most places in the world for free via Voice over the Internet Protocol (VOIP), including where you are at. :-)
Regards [editorial bleep]
Gag me with a spoon! I thought that saying was dead, but it's the only thing appropriate that I can come up with to summarize my thoughts and feelings. I know this guy is playing the numbers game, but has any woman ever actual bought a webcam and/or a mic after receiving this email?
Subject: webcam and headset suggestions
I encourage you to consider getting at least a headset microphone (ideally with an on/off switch for microphone, a volume control for earphones, and with the earphones being soft sponge like muffs, and with plugs not a USB interface), as they only cost around $15, and ideally a webcam (I recommend the Logitech Quickcam Messenger model which looks like a white golf ball and has excellent optics – these cost around $30, and do have USB interface). Both are available from computer stores such as Radio Shack, Dick Smith, or Tandy, or online via for example EBay.
Happy to demonstrate them if you like. :-)
I can also ring most places in the world for free via Voice over the Internet Protocol (VOIP), including where you are at. :-)
Regards [editorial bleep]
Gag me with a spoon! I thought that saying was dead, but it's the only thing appropriate that I can come up with to summarize my thoughts and feelings. I know this guy is playing the numbers game, but has any woman ever actual bought a webcam and/or a mic after receiving this email?
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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