Masturbation

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

~ Thomas Szasz

I believe that sex

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

~ Woody Allen.

To succeed with the opposite sex

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

~ Cary Grant

Lo Zombi 2

"Porn is the most political form of fiction, dealing with how we use and exploit each other in the more urgent and ruthless way."

~ J G Ballard

This made me gag twice and I had to look away towards the end.

If sex doesn't

"If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right."

~ Anonymous

Just saying no

"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression."

~ Faye Wattleton

The only difference

"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes."

~ Scott Roeben

Fuck me like fried potatoes

FUCK ME LIKE FRIED POTATOES

Fuck me like fried potatoes
on the most beautifully hungry
morning of my God-damn life.

~ Richard Brautigan

Just a Quote About Sex

"Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”

~ Charles Bukowski