Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Monday, December 1, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Lesbian Threesome
A bit like a cheesy, fine arts university project, but still extremely entertaining. I love the older lady's instructions. Too bad both girls fake their orgasms. This is 45 minutes long, so you should let it buffer before watching.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Sasi - An Intelligent Sex Toy
This is going straight to the top of my Christmas wish list. Hopefully Santa will understand why I'm on the naughty list and bring it for me anyway.
The Sasi is a completely different kind of toy. Not just a vibrator (though it does that too, complete with different speeds and pulsation patterns), the Sasi moves the way a skilled lover does, providing endless variety. This toy will also remember what you like, and will move through various movements until you push the "don't stop" button. The secret here is the rolling and tumbling ball beneath a silky silicone cover that will tease and tempt it's way across your most sensitive areas and into your heart.
For more information, go to Je Joue.
The Sasi is a completely different kind of toy. Not just a vibrator (though it does that too, complete with different speeds and pulsation patterns), the Sasi moves the way a skilled lover does, providing endless variety. This toy will also remember what you like, and will move through various movements until you push the "don't stop" button. The secret here is the rolling and tumbling ball beneath a silky silicone cover that will tease and tempt it's way across your most sensitive areas and into your heart.
For more information, go to Je Joue.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Last Night's Dream
I had some kind of regular male sexual partner, not a boyfriend, but a man I fucked regularly and whom I trusted very much. For some unknown reason, my vagina had become too tight, so the man took me to a doctor.
The doctor told me to take off all my clothes and lay down on my stomach on the exam table. He had me draw my knees up towards my chest and then he put a pink suction cup of my clit. Within minutes, I was in the middle of an insanely intense orgasm with the doctor and the man watching me.
As I was building up to another orgasm, the doctor gave the man a steel penis and told him to insert it into me and then just hold it there for me to fuck. Although it was only about 6 inches long and 1 inch wide, the steel penis hurt a little when it entered me because I was so tight, but with the pink suction cup and the unstoppable orgasms it was causing, I couldn't help but rock back and forth on it.
The doctor told the man that I was one of the worst cases he'd seen and that it would take a while, at least 5 more orgasms, before he'd really be able to work on me, and then he left the room.
And then I woke up.
The doctor told me to take off all my clothes and lay down on my stomach on the exam table. He had me draw my knees up towards my chest and then he put a pink suction cup of my clit. Within minutes, I was in the middle of an insanely intense orgasm with the doctor and the man watching me.
As I was building up to another orgasm, the doctor gave the man a steel penis and told him to insert it into me and then just hold it there for me to fuck. Although it was only about 6 inches long and 1 inch wide, the steel penis hurt a little when it entered me because I was so tight, but with the pink suction cup and the unstoppable orgasms it was causing, I couldn't help but rock back and forth on it.
The doctor told the man that I was one of the worst cases he'd seen and that it would take a while, at least 5 more orgasms, before he'd really be able to work on me, and then he left the room.
And then I woke up.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Objects I Won't Fuck
I have a vagina and I familiar with it's elastic properties as well as the pleasurable sensations involved in some mild stretching, but I don't understand the a appeal of inserting any of these items. Call me a prude if you want, but I'm not going to do it.
Alison Angel
She's a porn star, but she's got a sweet, innocent look that I can't resist as well as a pretty pussy and fantastic breasts.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Toys I Own - Part 2
Sensa-Firm Booty Bumpers
This set of plugs is made out of super smooth, firm but flexible silicone. They're all about an inch or so in diameter and 4, 5.5, and 7 inches long. The green one feels like it was made for my pussy. With it fully inserted, the head teases my cervix, the shaft glides along and applies the perfect amount of pressure to my g-spot, and the base stimulates part of my lips and perineum. With a couple of lubed fingers on the sides of my clit, I'm in cum heaven. The pink and oranges ones are awesome for anal play, particularly with double penetration. Also, the suction cups are strong enough to stick to a flat surface or they can be put together for a custom double dong.
Strawberry DongThis vibrator was obviously invented by a man because it smells like fake strawberries. Seriously, who needs their toys to smell like plastic fruit? The scent makes it very irritating and I can only use this with a condom. Still, it's been in my toy collection for many years and has served me well. It's made out of very firm jelly and measures about 6 insertable inches long. The bulbous head and tapered shaft makes me feel like I'm constantly being stretched open and I can use the balls to stimulate either my perineum or clit and lips.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Toys I Own - Part 1
The Chocolate Thriller
This toy is visually unappealing, and yet deep inside my pussy it feels fantastic. This vibrator is made out of 'firmer than a real hard on' but semi-realistic jelly. This is the most recent vibrator that I have purchased. Want to know something funny? The very first vibrator I ever bought when I was only 17 years old was made from the same mold. That one was rock hard and I threw it away years ago, but I'm happy to have the updated version. Oh yeah, I also love to turn it on, lay it flat against my clit and labia, and cum. The only way this toy could be improved is with balls.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
My First Real Porn
I was digging through some old stuff and found a disc of computer files that I had burned about seven and a half years ago. Along with some other treasures, I came across these two videos. While I had watched professional pornography before, these videos were my first encounter with real amateur porn. And I've been hooked ever since.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I Apologize for the Interruption
Without reliable internet, I haven't been able to post anything and I'm sorry about that. I hope *fingers crossed* that I'll be back to regularly posting by Sept. 23. In the mean time, I have added a couple of new links.
Anal Sex "Yes"
A Woman's Touch
Nina Hartley
Anal Sex "Yes"
A Woman's Touch
Nina Hartley
Friday, August 29, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Something for the Unfulfilled Women
Do you have a hard time finding toys that make you feel completely satisfied? That stretch you to your limit? Are you always searching for something more? Are you looking for something that will truly challenge you? Do you wish human/elephant sexual activities were legal and socially acceptable?
Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!
This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.
Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!
This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.
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