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Thursday, April 2, 2009
Cake
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”
He looks at her and says, “Fix the light? Does it look like I have ‘General Electric’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
Then the wife asks, “Well, could you fix the fridge door then? It won’t close right.”
The husband angrily replies, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Maytag’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
“Fine,” she says, “could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re wobbly and I’m afraid someone is going to fall.”
“Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so! In fact, I’ve had enough of your nagging. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a few hours. He starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife and decides to go home to apologize.
As he walks up to the house, he notices that the steps don’t wobble any more.
He enters the house and notices that the hall light isn’t flickering.
He grabs a beer and notices that the fridge door has also been fixed.
He finds his wife in the living room and asks, “Honey, how’d you fix everything?”
“Well,” she replies, “when you left, I sat on the steps and cried. A young man was walking by and asked me what was wrong, so I told him about everything. He offered to do all of the repairs and in exchange all I had to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake.”
“Oh, so what kind of cake did you bake?”
“Do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
He looks at her and says, “Fix the light? Does it look like I have ‘General Electric’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
Then the wife asks, “Well, could you fix the fridge door then? It won’t close right.”
The husband angrily replies, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Maytag’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
“Fine,” she says, “could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re wobbly and I’m afraid someone is going to fall.”
“Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so! In fact, I’ve had enough of your nagging. I’m going to the bar!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a few hours. He starts to feel guilty about the way he treated his wife and decides to go home to apologize.
As he walks up to the house, he notices that the steps don’t wobble any more.
He enters the house and notices that the hall light isn’t flickering.
He grabs a beer and notices that the fridge door has also been fixed.
He finds his wife in the living room and asks, “Honey, how’d you fix everything?”
“Well,” she replies, “when you left, I sat on the steps and cried. A young man was walking by and asked me what was wrong, so I told him about everything. He offered to do all of the repairs and in exchange all I had to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake.”
“Oh, so what kind of cake did you bake?”
“Do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”
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