Cum Your Brains Out

penis
(my trademark way of breaking ice!!)
   vagina?
yes!!!
you're catching on
   cunnilingus
fellatio!
I finally remembered that fucking word
   analingus
kissing?
(opposite ends of the digestive track)
   fuck yeah!
Cum your brains out to something kinky
I always feel great afterwards
   I agree with you
   cum your brains out

~ GC and JM

Polly Wally

The true story of a polyamorous guy searching for his non-monogamous queen.

Is this porn? Or not?

I'm confused.

Leaving the Motel

Outside, the last kids holler
Near the pool: they'll stay the night.
Pick up the towels; fold your collar
Out of sight.

Check: is the second bed
Unrumpled, as agreed?
Landlords have to think ahead
In case of need,

Too. Keep things straight: don't take
The matches, the wrong keyrings—
We've nowhere we could keep a keepsake—
Ashtrays, combs, things

That sooner or later others
Would accidentally find.
Check: take nothing of one another's
And leave behind

Your license number only,
Which they won't care to trace;
We've paid. Still, should such things get lonely,
Leave in their vase

An aspirin to preserve
Our lilacs, the wayside flowers
We've gathered and must leave to serve
A few more hours;

That's all. We can't tell when
We'll come back, can't press claims;
We would no doubt have other rooms then,
Or other names.

~ W. D. Snodgrass

Not tonight honey - I'm allergic to your sperm

I don't know who I feel worse for - the women who suffer every time they're exposed to sperm or the men who inflict the suffering.

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Semen Allergies Helped by Frequent Sex

The Wet Spots - Do You Take It?

So, do YOU take it in the ass?

Easter

Once was an Easter Bunny,
  a lonely runt.
Found a hunny,
  tight little cunt.

Fucked her silly,
  made her scream.
'Til she ran away with Willy,
  cuz they made a better team.

Now sitting on the toilet seat,
  there he is.
Look at him beat,
  thinking of Liz.

A sly smirk,
  touching his lips.
With another jerk,
  spray the tulips.

~ GC

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Fuck! I wish I had a man with nuts!

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Fellatio

I’m sculpting a tiny death
in my potter’s wheel
your skin ripples in motion
in time with the hum

Water is used to soften
the unformed clay
my lips knead and
mould a living wave

An exercise in timing
to link hand with heat
once in the kiln
every flaw will show

A suicide art moving
with a cry into me
and I’m left with tears
of a crouching child.

I wonder why I worked
so hard just to empty you
to have what I shaped
slip down from my hands

~ Priscila Uppal