Friday, October 31, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Pantyhose Pictures

I rediscovered a stash of pictures this evening and thought I would share my favorites.













There's no pantyhose in this last picture, but I'm sure you can see why I included it.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Homemade Toys

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Lesbian Threesome

A bit like a cheesy, fine arts university project, but still extremely entertaining. I love the older lady's instructions. Too bad both girls fake their orgasms. This is 45 minutes long, so you should let it buffer before watching.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Pussy Spanking and Clit Rubbing

The way the guy rubs the chick's clit would be too direct for me personally, but DAMN this makes me horny!

Sasi - An Intelligent Sex Toy

This is going straight to the top of my Christmas wish list. Hopefully Santa will understand why I'm on the naughty list and bring it for me anyway.




The Sasi is a completely different kind of toy. Not just a vibrator (though it does that too, complete with different speeds and pulsation patterns), the Sasi moves the way a skilled lover does, providing endless variety. This toy will also remember what you like, and will move through various movements until you push the "don't stop" button. The secret here is the rolling and tumbling ball beneath a silky silicone cover that will tease and tempt it's way across your most sensitive areas and into your heart.

For more information, go to Je Joue.

Humping Kitties

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Last Night's Dream

I had some kind of regular male sexual partner, not a boyfriend, but a man I fucked regularly and whom I trusted very much. For some unknown reason, my vagina had become too tight, so the man took me to a doctor.

The doctor told me to take off all my clothes and lay down on my stomach on the exam table. He had me draw my knees up towards my chest and then he put a pink suction cup of my clit. Within minutes, I was in the middle of an insanely intense orgasm with the doctor and the man watching me.

As I was building up to another orgasm, the doctor gave the man a steel penis and told him to insert it into me and then just hold it there for me to fuck. Although it was only about 6 inches long and 1 inch wide, the steel penis hurt a little when it entered me because I was so tight, but with the pink suction cup and the unstoppable orgasms it was causing, I couldn't help but rock back and forth on it.

The doctor told the man that I was one of the worst cases he'd seen and that it would take a while, at least 5 more orgasms, before he'd really be able to work on me, and then he left the room.

And then I woke up.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Objects I Won't Fuck

I have a vagina and I familiar with it's elastic properties as well as the pleasurable sensations involved in some mild stretching, but I don't understand the a appeal of inserting any of these items. Call me a prude if you want, but I'm not going to do it.





Alison Angel

She's a porn star, but she's got a sweet, innocent look that I can't resist as well as a pretty pussy and fantastic breasts.



Pregnant Hippie Goddess

I found pictures of this woman months ago and she still holds the title of "The Most Beautiful Pregnant Woman I Have Ever Seen."



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The Sexual Spectrum Test

Your result for The Sexuality Spectrum Test...

Bi/Slightly Straight

You scored 6 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)


For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite sex, but either sex would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Take The Sexuality Spectrum Test at HelloQuizzy

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

There is a Man in my Life

There is a man in my life that I would fuck if he asked nicely. The problem is that this man don't know this information and I haven't got a clue how to let him know without coming across as a super slut. What's a girl to do?

Cute Chick with a Vibrator

Head Over the Side of a Bed

I love giving head in this position.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Masturbation Musings

I could hear a woman masturbating last night. I could also hear the TV through the wall, so I blamed the first girlie moan on that, but pretty soon I could hear the bed squeaking and more sounds of self pleasure. At first, I thought I shouldn't be listening to her and that it was going to make for an awkward hello in the morning, but I quickly realized that she had no clue I could hear, so I listened with fascination to the whole thing. I really wanted to know what she was fantasizing about.

It really got me thinking about masturbation. Why do people (in general) have to hide the fact that they masturbate? Why don't we talk more openly about what gets us off and how often we do it? Why did the woman feel she needed to mask the noises she was making with the TV? Why is it that watching women masturbate is almost always appealing, but watching men masturbate is almost always unappealing?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

I just stumbled upon this tonight. I'd never actually seen it before.

Bigger isn't Always Better

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Masturbation

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

~ Thomas Szasz

Toys I Own - Part 2


Sensa-Firm Booty Bumpers

This set of plugs is made out of super smooth, firm but flexible silicone. They're all about an inch or so in diameter and 4, 5.5, and 7 inches long. The green one feels like it was made for my pussy. With it fully inserted, the head teases my cervix, the shaft glides along and applies the perfect amount of pressure to my g-spot, and the base stimulates part of my lips and perineum. With a couple of lubed fingers on the sides of my clit, I'm in cum heaven. The pink and oranges ones are awesome for anal play, particularly with double penetration. Also, the suction cups are strong enough to stick to a flat surface or they can be put together for a custom double dong.


Strawberry Dong

This vibrator was obviously invented by a man because it smells like fake strawberries. Seriously, who needs their toys to smell like plastic fruit? The scent makes it very irritating and I can only use this with a condom. Still, it's been in my toy collection for many years and has served me well. It's made out of very firm jelly and measures about 6 insertable inches long. The bulbous head and tapered shaft makes me feel like I'm constantly being stretched open and I can use the balls to stimulate either my perineum or clit and lips.

Fucking in the Forest

This could have been so good! I love the voyeuristic element and the couple is sexy, but in the end, the guy most definitely leaves the girl wanting more.









Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Lesbian Bondage

Wow. Just wow.

My Seduction Style

I took the a seduction style test today and the results were surprisingly accurate. Here are some highlights:

GrapesAndSex is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that GrapesAndSex is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the point they, at times, may lack impulse control. People like this tend to love life with zeal, often living in the moment and trying not to let experiences pass them by, with many having engaged in a wider range of sexual behaviors, sometimes with a number of different partners. Someone like this is bound to be gregarious and flirtatious in public, becoming extremely sensual and wildly uninhibited behind closed doors. In fact, these individuals are amongst the most passionate of people when the timing is right.

What Makes This Type So Attractive? Those of high seducability can be absolute elixirs in and of themselves, with many drawn to this sort for their…

• Uninhibited nature. Fun, fun-loving, and provocative, this type is very adventurous and erotophilic, open to trying new things, with many “closeted kinks” when it comes to sexual experimentation.

• Lust for the sensual and the act of seduction. Not to be stigmatized as players necessarily, this sort loves anything that entertains their intellect, including the sexual, and that involves pleasure, including the potential for even greater pleasure.

• Ability to be fabulous, hopeless flirts. Whether coy, up for tit for tat discourse, or clever in dishing out the flattery, this sort is alluring in their ability to be suggestive and fearless in expressing interest.

• Their sensitivity and moodiness. A bit theatrical at times, and not afraid to express themselves in many ways, this sort will always keep you entertained, amusing woo’ers who know how to handle it.


While this type can be into all sorts of high stimuli, becoming easily aroused, don’t assume that their ability to realize their highest sexual self on a physical level translates into being able to do that on an emotional or spiritual level in the boudoir, If this is what you’re after you may be disappointed. Rather allow yourself to be allured, recognizing that much of what they do is based on their need to be pleased, their desire to be liked and loved, their need to impress, and a deep-seated vulnerability when it comes to being intimate with another.


My Sexual Personality

One’s overall sexual personality reflects two core meta-traits that experts traditionally refer to as Alpha and Beta. With respect to sexual motivations, Alpha concerns intimacy and affiliation, and Beta concerns power or dominance. This means that those scoring high on Alpha typically approach sex as a means to an end – such as strengthening an attachment or deepening intimacy with a lover. Those scoring high on Beta tend to regard sex as its own reward.

GrapesAndSex scored high on Alpha and high on Beta, so we call this profile a “Serpent.” These sensation-seekers are not necessarily sex fiends, but they can be somewhat open-minded and exploratory when it comes to sexual expression. For them, sex is often a transcendent experience through which they feel unparalleled pleasure that comes from all of the sensations of an intense emotional and physical connection with a partner, with many uncoiling their innermost sexual energy for a cosmic sexual experience. The dominance this type sometimes portrays in the bedroom is one meant for mutual pleasuring – for the greater good of the relationship and connection – than one of selfish gratification. Sexual pleasuring is a celebration of the relationship and amongst a union’s highest priorities.


You can take the quiz here.

Sex with a Dog

This is a good example of why children should not be allowed to freely roam the internet. I looked up something about doggie style and I found out about sex with dogs. Oh my.



The Girls' Guide To The HOTTEST Sex Experience On The Planet!

Posted February 1997

Women: Have you ever wished you could have-

* The HOTTEST, most pleasurable, oral and vaginal sex imaginable?
* Simple, PURE physical satisfaction with no strings attached?
* Sex without AIDS or pregnancy fears?
* The privacy of masturbation, but the satisfaction and stimulation of sex?
* A truly HOT, nasty sex experience to share with your significant other?

If you answered "yes" to any of these, then you should consider having sex with a DOG. Wait, don't laugh! I am VERY serious. I know it sounds gross, but you really don't know what you are dissing until you've tried it. Thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me (just read the animal sex newsgroups and web pages), and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.


You can read the rest here.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

She Plays with Herself

I think I should find this hot, but I don't. Maybe it's just my mood today. Maybe it's because the chick has fake nails and a dry pussy, and she's playing it up for the camera. And yet I think it would be so sexy to watch another girl doing this.

Stop watching this at 6 minutes unless you're really into breasts.

Oily Orgasms

This would be so much better if the girl wasn't so skinny and if the guy wasn't European, but overall it's still pretty hot and worth watching.

Beyond the G-Spot: The Female U-Spot and A-Spot

The U-Spot - This is a small patch of sensitive erectile tissue located just above and on either side of the urethral opening. It is absent just below the urethra, in the small area between the urethra and the vagina. Less well known than the clitoris, its erotic potential was only recently investigated by American clinical research workers. They found that if this region was gently caressed, with the finger, the tongue, or the tip of the penis, there was an unexpectedly powerful erotic response.


The A-Spot (aka the AFE-zone, Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone, or Epicentre) - This is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate.' In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis. Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity.

There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone.

Taken from
Desmond Morris, The Naked Woman: A Study of the Female Body, Jonathan Cape, London (2004).


Sounds like I've got some experimenting to do!

I believe that sex

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

~ Woody Allen.

Orgasm in Bondage

I'd loooooooooove to take her place.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Toys I Own - Part 1


The Chocolate Thriller

This toy is visually unappealing, and yet deep inside my pussy it feels fantastic. This vibrator is made out of 'firmer than a real hard on' but semi-realistic jelly. This is the most recent vibrator that I have purchased. Want to know something funny? The very first vibrator I ever bought when I was only 17 years old was made from the same mold. That one was rock hard and I threw it away years ago, but I'm happy to have the updated version. Oh yeah, I also love to turn it on, lay it flat against my clit and labia, and cum. The only way this toy could be improved is with balls.

An Interview with Me

Whats the easiest way to make you cum?
Fuck me. Fuck me in missionary, but up more. Like get into missionary position and then move your whole body up a couple of inches. This way my clit gets good constant contact and my whole vagina is really stimulated. It's a pretty easy position that most guys can accomplish too. Now, if you really want to make me cum hard and are willing to work for it, fuck me from behind with a vibe on my clit. It takes longer, but the results soak the sheets and I'll brag about you to my friends for weeks.

So you don't want me to show you my impressive tongue skills?
Who said that? Of course I do! It's just not likely to make me cum in itself. I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Any sexual pet peeves?
Old married guys that say they want to eat pussy for HOURS, but after 5 minutes they're done. They only think they want to do it because their wives won't let them.

Do you swallow?
Usually. If you try to cum in my throat and force me to swallow it, I'm going to spit it back at you though.

How do I get a girl to fuck me?
You need an edge, something that makes you stand out. As scary as it sounds, the only way to do that is to be honest. If you just want to blow your load in her mouth and then send her home, say so. While you may get a lot more negative responses, the positive ones you do get will be more fruitful. If you say you are a romantic and love to spend hours making a girl cum, we'll know you're full of shit anyway.

What about friends with benefits?
First, I prefer the term friends that fuck because honestly, that's what you're doing. But a friends with benefits relationship is pretty easy as long as you follow three simple rules.

1. If either one of you develops strong feelings for the other person, all sexual activity must stop immediately and the guilty party must confess.

2. Since things are casual, condoms must be worn at all times.

3. While you are not required to celebrate anniversaries or birthdays, general respect and niceties are required. This includes asking before you try to slip it in her ass and calling when you say you'll call, at least the majority of the time.

Does age matter to you?
As much as I want to say that age is just a number, I have to admit that it is a consideration. I don't set hard rules, but generally I like guys that are 5-15 years older than me.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Babysitter Gets Fucked by her Punk Boyfriend

I have mixed feelings on this one. It manages to be comical, sleezy, and hot all at the same time.

To succeed with the opposite sex

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

~ Cary Grant

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Online Dating

I made this profile out of the generosity of my heart. Simply copy, paste, fill your age, and post. Piece of cake.

I love hockey, moving my body in acts of competition, and finding ways to impress chicks with my body. I'm ___ years old and I haven't figured out my life, but I expect you to have figured out yours. You need to be skinny with big boobs so I want to fuck you and fertile in case I decide that I want to have kids, but you never know how something like that might work out. Oh yeah, I like to work out. Did I mention my hot body yet? If you want to know more, you'll email me.

My First Real Porn

I was digging through some old stuff and found a disc of computer files that I had burned about seven and a half years ago. Along with some other treasures, I came across these two videos. While I had watched professional pornography before, these videos were my first encounter with real amateur porn. And I've been hooked ever since.



After Sin City

This story has been modified to protect the innocent (or not so innocent). It takes place after Sin City Fetish Night.


I thought of many outfits, but my mind finally settled on the color white and the idea of innocence. Sheer, white, stay up stocking with several inches of lace at the top, coming up to mid-thing. Metallic, light blue, strappy heels with a strap encircling my ankle. Short, pleated light blue skirt just long enough to cover my ass when I'm standing up. Simple, white cotton thong with just an edging of lace. Demi cup white lace bra that barely covers my nipples. Semi sheer, white, sleeveless shirt that comes right up to my neck but is short enough that a small sliver of skin shows between my skirt and shirt, and if I raise my arms up, you get a little more of a peek. A simple, silver chain necklace with a virginity ring. Both my toes and fingers painted with metallic, light blue polish. A dusting of silver shimmer on all of my skin. My hair up in a spunky, messy bun, so my neck is exposed. Duochrome blue/white eyeshadow, shimmery navy liquid eyeliner, tons of black mascara, slightly pink cheeks for the blush of innocence, and shimmery nude lips. And the sweet smell of sultry vanilla.

After a night out, I am so turned on by what I've seen, the feel of your hand on my thigh in the car makes me wetter than I ever thought possible. Once home, standing in the door way, your mouth and tongue exploring mine and your arms pinning me close to you, I am unable to think about what to do, simply following my instincts, my hands trying to explore every inch of flesh they can find and my hips push closer to you.

Once stripped of my clothing, I experience a moment of shyness, but my desire to be closer to you quickly overcomes that. The feel of your tongue and teeth on my nipples brings a gasp from my lips. Laying back, you pull me so that I am sitting straddling you and can feel your throbbing cock between my pink lips. With your hands on my hips, biting my bottom lip, I slowly, oh so slowly, begin to relax and let you sink into me. Breathlessly, I tell you that it hurts, but that my desire is far stronger than the pain. I lower myself down until I have the full length of you deep inside of me, pausing for a moment to feel you and let myself relax, my hips slowly start to move in small circles...


As your heat slides up and down my shaft, I feel your muscles tighten and relax around my cock. I run my fingers up and down your back, firmly holding the nape of your neck. Your hands find their way in between your legs and I feel your finger nails clasping onto my balls as you fuck me harder and deeper. My hands find your breasts and hard nipples are lightly twisted. I then venture down in between your legs where I spread your pussy and rub your clit while my cock pounds in and out of you.

I pick you up and throw you on your back. I push your legs further apart and lower my face between your legs, maintaining eye contact with you the whole time. I feel your stockings on my shoulders as your heels lightly scratch my back. I lightly kiss and nibble your nether regions and then I spread your pussy lips with both hands and kiss your clit and then start lapping at your pussy like a thirsty animal. As your legs clamp tighter and tighter around my neck, I have to ease off... for now.

I get you a glass of water and let you regain your composure.

"Are you ready? Good."

We reengage in a 69 with you on top. You take my cock with both your hands and run your tongue up and down it, tracing the thick veins and throbbing head, covering it in saliva. You start slow and work me into your throat inch by inch. In the mirror I can see the slutty smile on your lipstick smeared face. From this position, I wrap my arms around your waist, pulling your pussy closer to my mouth. I put my mouth over your now swollen clit, sucking it into my mouth, swirling it around with my tongue. I put a finger in your ass and fuck your ass in rhythm while I suck and lick at your pussy. Your hips start to roll and grind so I put two fingers in as I slurp at your soaking wet pussy. Your back arches and you gasp as you sit down firmly on my face, almost suffocating me.

I put you up on your knees and instruct you to masturbate using both hands. Without saying a word, you do so. You look at me demurely while your fingers disappear deep inside your ass and pussy. I stand in front of you with my cock an inch or two from your mouth. You instinctively try to take my cock with your mouth, but I won’t let you. I instruct you to remain on you knees and to spread yourself so I can admire your sex from behind. I spit on your asshole and watch in awe as you spread it around, lightly penetrating your own ass. I take my cock and rub the head of it up and down your pussy and ass, spreading your labia and dilating your ass ever so slightly.

“Do you want it?” I ask. I want to hear you beg for it and you ask soooo nicely it’s so hard to deny you. As I lightly press my cock against your pussy your push back and the head of my cock spreads your pussy apart and starts to slide in. Inch by inch my cock slowly starts to disappear once again into your soaking wet, steaming hot pussy. You push back harder; I thrust into you harder. Deeper and deeper my cock goes. Harder and harder in deep, deliberate strokes. Your hands, which had been spreading your ass apart up until this point, reach further back and hold the base of my cock in a lame attempt to ease the pounding. The only thing that this does is makes me notice how neglected you ass looks right now. I pull my cock out of your pussy and you quickly turn around and lick my cock up and down, tasting yourself. I further instruct you to spread your ass again. I apply a generous application of lubricant to your button and press the head of my cock against your ass. You moan loudly and slowly start to take my cock into your ass. Your eyes go big and you gasp loudly as the head of my cock penetrates your ass. You take a couple of deep breaths and push back again. And again. And again. Eventually your ass engulfs my cock and I can feel my balls slap against your still soaking wet pussy as I fuck your ass harder and harder. I grab your hips and pull you in as close as possible. "I’m so close to coming baby..."


I reach one hand up around the back of your neck for support, my other hand reaches down between my legs and my fingers begin to circle my clit. "Baby," I say, "I think I'm going to cum. Would you let me cum?" I'm breathing hard, whimpering, and moaning, and can barely get the words out.

"No, Baby, not yet," you reply.

"Please," with desperation in my voice, "Please let me cum on you. I can feel it coming soon."

"No, Baby, not yet." You pull out of me entirely, my body shivers missing what's it's just lost. You tell me to turn around and lay on my back. You push my legs up so my knees are on my chest and use the weight of your body to keep them there. Your other hand guides your cock back into my ass and I let out a gasp of delight. I feel the entire length of you slide into me, and although I can't move very much, you can feel that I'm trying to rise up to join you. You take my hands and hold them up over my head, your eyes looking deep into mine. Slowly, you start to move in and out of me. I feel so tight and warm around your throbbing cock. Soon, I'm breathlessly whispering your name over and over again. The feel of your breath on me excites me even more. My body is becoming more tense and you feel me straining against your grasp on my wrists.

"Would you like to cum now? Would you like to cum on my cock?" you ask.

"Yes! Yes, please!" is my reply.

"Cum for me, Baby. I want to feel you." With those words, my whole body tenses until it explodes with pleasurable release. I curse at you as you feel my ass squeezing even tighter around you, the tension and relaxation of my orgasm massaging you....


~ KJ & AB

Girl Masturbates

I've replayed this video several times and I just can't hear the loud orgasm promised by the original title "Girl Masturbates and Cums Loudly," but it's still worth watching. What I like most about her is her tummy.