An Interview with Me

Whats the easiest way to make you cum?
Fuck me. Fuck me in missionary, but up more. Like get into missionary position and then move your whole body up a couple of inches. This way my clit gets good constant contact and my whole vagina is really stimulated. It's a pretty easy position that most guys can accomplish too. Now, if you really want to make me cum hard and are willing to work for it, fuck me from behind with a vibe on my clit. It takes longer, but the results soak the sheets and I'll brag about you to my friends for weeks.

So you don't want me to show you my impressive tongue skills?
Who said that? Of course I do! It's just not likely to make me cum in itself. I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Any sexual pet peeves?
Old married guys that say they want to eat pussy for HOURS, but after 5 minutes they're done. They only think they want to do it because their wives won't let them.

Do you swallow?
Usually. If you try to cum in my throat and force me to swallow it, I'm going to spit it back at you though.

How do I get a girl to fuck me?
You need an edge, something that makes you stand out. As scary as it sounds, the only way to do that is to be honest. If you just want to blow your load in her mouth and then send her home, say so. While you may get a lot more negative responses, the positive ones you do get will be more fruitful. If you say you are a romantic and love to spend hours making a girl cum, we'll know you're full of shit anyway.

What about friends with benefits?
First, I prefer the term friends that fuck because honestly, that's what you're doing. But a friends with benefits relationship is pretty easy as long as you follow three simple rules.

1. If either one of you develops strong feelings for the other person, all sexual activity must stop immediately and the guilty party must confess.

2. Since things are casual, condoms must be worn at all times.

3. While you are not required to celebrate anniversaries or birthdays, general respect and niceties are required. This includes asking before you try to slip it in her ass and calling when you say you'll call, at least the majority of the time.

Does age matter to you?
As much as I want to say that age is just a number, I have to admit that it is a consideration. I don't set hard rules, but generally I like guys that are 5-15 years older than me.