Something for the Unfulfilled Women

Do you have a hard time finding toys that make you feel completely satisfied? That stretch you to your limit? Are you always searching for something more? Are you looking for something that will truly challenge you? Do you wish human/elephant sexual activities were legal and socially acceptable?

Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!


This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.