My husband and I were making love

My husband and I were making love when we suddenly realized that our 13-year-old autistic son had quietly opened the door and was watching with a seemingly confused look on his face. We were both shocked and very concerned as to Dan's reaction. Hurriedly putting on my robe, I went to see Dan, who had gone into the kitchen, and was making a sandwich. The revealing conversation went like this:

"Dan, are you okay?"

"Yes" (as he continued on his sandwich creation).

"I want to tell you that Mother and Dad love each other and what you saw was one way we show it."

"Okay."

I didn't think his "okay" matched my anxiety so I continued.

"In fact, Dan, that's how we made you...with our love."

"Okay" (no expression).

Still feeling like I wasn't getting through and not knowing how to end it, I asked a leading question.

"Do you think you'd like to do that one day? Show love like that?"

Shaking his head and with a sigh...

"Nope...looks too much like hard work!"


Source: (1993). Sexual/"Improper" Language. In R. W. Gilpin, Laughing and Loving with Autism (p. 35). Arlington, Texas, USA: Future Horizons.

Outdoor Porn

I only really like the first third of this, but the whole thing is worth watching.

A Mighty Wand

Written by Mark Annotto, Dance Performed by John Payne

Anal Orgasm

I'm not convinced that she has a real orgasm, but this is still fun to watch.

How Does Your Garden Grow?

If you'd like to inquire about the state of a female's pubic hair, "How does your garden grow?" is the only acceptable way to ask. Personally, I trim mine very short using hair clippers about once/week. It keeps things tidy and inviting, and there's still a reminder that I'm a woman, not a girl.

Anyway, here's some info:

Hair Removal Haven - an entire website dedicated to pubic hair removal

Shaving Tips

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Head

So you think you have a fetish

It pisses me off when people say they have a giant list of fetishes when really they just have some normal turn ons. So if you think you are an exhibitionist, fetishist, maschoist, sadist, or voyeur please look up the actual definition.

Coming Becomes You

                           Coming be-
            comes you,
                              little one:
      rockabye world as you lie, and the great pang takes you in
                         waves.         Coming
            becomes you.
                    With horses you come, with arabian
                                 slather with jugular grunts and in
   fretwork, in fistfuls, on Fridays we come in the
                                             danger and midnight of horses.
                           Coming you come like a spill, like a
         spell, like a spoonful of flesh in the
                     roaring, high on blood
ocean, come with your horses, you come to be played.
                    In after-
                             come, you nuzzle;
   you nestle and noodle and nest.
                                                     And the ghosts in your eyes
         do their long-legged, chaste parade.
                           Each time such sadness
                                             hushes me: slow
         ache in your gaze—nostalgia for
                                 now, for now as it
               goes away.       You're
   beautiful, small
                     queen of the pillow drowse, and
               rockabye world in my arms.
                                       Coming becomes you.

~ Dennis Lee
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Sexy Couple

The Perfect Matress