Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

For the record, business socks are NOT allowed in my bedroom!

The Popularization of Bisexuality

Is it just me or has there been an increase in women who claim to be bisexual? Personally, as a woman who has known she was bisexual since she was about 12, this really pisses me off for a few reasons. First, finding a female partner was hard enough before, but now there's tons of women claiming to be bisexual just because they've kissed another woman or because their male partner thinks it's hot and wants a threesome with two women. While these women may not mind kissing another woman or experimenting with light touching with another woman, they aren't really into woman. In other words, they'll do it but they don't really get off on it. Well who the hell wants to be with someone like that??? No thank you! I don't mind making out with them at some party, but I'm seriously pissed if you get me back to your place and discover you're only curious and it isn't really for you.

Second, after making a girl squirt, being with a bisexual woman has become some kind of mega sexual milestone for men. To be able to tell their friends that they were with a woman who loved to eat pussy seems to be a major ego boost for them which is ok with me, but leads to point number three.

Third, if feels like 'fake' bisexuality somehow devalue my 'real' bisexuality. Maybe I'm wrong and shouldn't feel this way, but as more and more women claim to be bisexual, it seems to cheapen the fact that I'm a real bi and love to suck nipples and lick pussy.

So girls, before you go around calling yourself bisexual, consider this: would you have a sexual experience with a woman if there wasn't a man present?

Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection

I haven't had any spam for Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection (MUSE) yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

BC Health Guide - MUSE

Drugs.com - Alprostadil

Caverject Impulse

An Oily Night

I really like that they're so into each other and so relaxed. And the chick is fucking hot.

The Big O

Round Ass

The Wet Spots - Fist Me This Christmas

Freddy and Eddy

Not just another sex website. Some highlights:

* honest, well written reviews on toys, accessories, books, and pornography

* 'how to' articles and videos on everything from squirting and swinging to using a strap on and having sex in an airplane

* thought provoking essays, articles, and advice

Freddy and Eddy

Virgin Gets Fucked By Teachers

This is approximately how my thoughts went when I watched this: Who thinks up this stuff??? ... Oh, it must be someone's fantasy if someone came up with it. ... *giggling* ... Well, it's not like I haven't fantasized about my share of teachers. ... I wonder whatever happened to Mr. R....

That Little Blue Pill in My Junk Box

Cialis vs. Viagra: Which one is better?


With Cialis you can...

* be ready for great sexual performance (+1)
* boost your sexual power (+1)
* delight your lady with your sexual power (+3)
* rest assured that everything is OK with your pocket stallion (+2)
* fix the mistakes of nature (+1)
* be cool (+5)
* enlarge the quality of your sexual power (+1)
* enrapture your lady with your sexual performance (+4)
* be sure life can change (+1)
* stop dreaming about a gorgeous sexual life (+1)
* have harder erections (+2)
* offer a gift to your wife (+1)
* have a stronger instrument (+2)


But with Viagra, you can...

* use a professional approach to solving sexual problems (+1)
* get all you've wanted to get (+1)
* make your life better (+2)
* change yourself (+2)
* achieve the whole world (+2)
* let your instrument work like a clock (+1)
* forget about errors in work for your device (+1)
* solve your problems with recharges (+1)
* surprise your woman (+1)
* strengthen your endurance (+1)
* break the limits of impotence (+2)
* become more attractive for women (+1)
* get pleasure (+3)
* change your life (+2)
* not be loser (+2)
* let your gun shoot (+5)
* extend your sexual skills (+1)
* don't give in an age (?)
* make your pocket stallion work (+1)
* learn how to build a happy future (+3)
* obtain justice (+3)
* gain tangible advantages (+1)
* flabbergast your woman by your erection (+3)
* boost your endurance in sex (+1)
* get an ideal sex life (+3)
* make yourself happy with life (+2)
* forget about your sexual loses (+1)
* do what you want (+1)
* astonish your wife (+2)
* sense the new life (0)
* bring you ability for sex in every age (+1)
* make all the women will go crazy with you (+3)
* get a super sexual life (+1)
* extend the quality of your sexual skills (+1)
* use a universal solution for all sexual problems (0)
* have quicker recharges (+1)
* stun your wife by your stamina and endurance (+1)
* increase your endurance (+1)
* improve your endurance (+1)
* boost the quality your recharges (+1)
* intensify your sexual skills (+1)
* be a superhero (+5)
* extend the quality of your penis work (+2)
* get the pleasure prevented by impotence (+2)
* over think your life (-5)
* make your own sex rules (+2)
* live adventures (+1)
* effectively treat for sexual life (+1)
* find the meaning of life (+10)
* fuel your limo (+1)


Final Score:
Cialis - 25
Viagra - 81

I think we have a winner!