Monday, August 11, 2008

That Little Blue Pill in My Junk Box

Cialis vs. Viagra: Which one is better?


With Cialis you can...

* be ready for great sexual performance (+1)
* boost your sexual power (+1)
* delight your lady with your sexual power (+3)
* rest assured that everything is OK with your pocket stallion (+2)
* fix the mistakes of nature (+1)
* be cool (+5)
* enlarge the quality of your sexual power (+1)
* enrapture your lady with your sexual performance (+4)
* be sure life can change (+1)
* stop dreaming about a gorgeous sexual life (+1)
* have harder erections (+2)
* offer a gift to your wife (+1)
* have a stronger instrument (+2)


But with Viagra, you can...

* use a professional approach to solving sexual problems (+1)
* get all you've wanted to get (+1)
* make your life better (+2)
* change yourself (+2)
* achieve the whole world (+2)
* let your instrument work like a clock (+1)
* forget about errors in work for your device (+1)
* solve your problems with recharges (+1)
* surprise your woman (+1)
* strengthen your endurance (+1)
* break the limits of impotence (+2)
* become more attractive for women (+1)
* get pleasure (+3)
* change your life (+2)
* not be loser (+2)
* let your gun shoot (+5)
* extend your sexual skills (+1)
* don't give in an age (?)
* make your pocket stallion work (+1)
* learn how to build a happy future (+3)
* obtain justice (+3)
* gain tangible advantages (+1)
* flabbergast your woman by your erection (+3)
* boost your endurance in sex (+1)
* get an ideal sex life (+3)
* make yourself happy with life (+2)
* forget about your sexual loses (+1)
* do what you want (+1)
* astonish your wife (+2)
* sense the new life (0)
* bring you ability for sex in every age (+1)
* make all the women will go crazy with you (+3)
* get a super sexual life (+1)
* extend the quality of your sexual skills (+1)
* use a universal solution for all sexual problems (0)
* have quicker recharges (+1)
* stun your wife by your stamina and endurance (+1)
* increase your endurance (+1)
* improve your endurance (+1)
* boost the quality your recharges (+1)
* intensify your sexual skills (+1)
* be a superhero (+5)
* extend the quality of your penis work (+2)
* get the pleasure prevented by impotence (+2)
* over think your life (-5)
* make your own sex rules (+2)
* live adventures (+1)
* effectively treat for sexual life (+1)
* find the meaning of life (+10)
* fuel your limo (+1)


Final Score:
Cialis
- 25
Viagra
- 81

I think we have a winner!

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