Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Screaming Anal

This video was originally titled "Anal Virgin" and while that might be true, this girl screams a hell of a lot! Still, I like it because it really is all about her, not him.

WTF

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Found: Junk Mail

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Gerard updated his blog with sizzling pictures of his spouse
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Dwayne sent you a private message :-)
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Freddie updated his blog with some private pictures of his wife
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Hi! Here is Ernestine from last Monday video shoot!
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~ GC

Monday, August 18, 2008

Chesty Morgan

A stripper and pornstar from the 70's and 80's whose measurements were reportedly 73FF-32-36. Crazy.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin." - Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Read the rest of the article here

Something for the Unfulfilled Women

Do you have a hard time finding toys that make you feel completely satisfied? That stretch you to your limit? Are you always searching for something more? Are you looking for something that will truly challenge you? Do you wish human/elephant sexual activities were legal and socially acceptable?

Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!


This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.

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