Sunday, October 5, 2008

She Plays with Herself

I think I should find this hot, but I don't. Maybe it's just my mood today. Maybe it's because the chick has fake nails and a dry pussy, and she's playing it up for the camera. And yet I think it would be so sexy to watch another girl doing this.

Stop watching this at 6 minutes unless you're really into breasts.

Oily Orgasms

This would be so much better if the girl wasn't so skinny and if the guy wasn't European, but overall it's still pretty hot and worth watching.

Beyond the G-Spot: The Female U-Spot and A-Spot

The U-Spot - This is a small patch of sensitive erectile tissue located just above and on either side of the urethral opening. It is absent just below the urethra, in the small area between the urethra and the vagina. Less well known than the clitoris, its erotic potential was only recently investigated by American clinical research workers. They found that if this region was gently caressed, with the finger, the tongue, or the tip of the penis, there was an unexpectedly powerful erotic response.


The A-Spot (aka the AFE-zone, Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone, or Epicentre) - This is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate.' In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis. Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity.

There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone.

Taken from
Desmond Morris, The Naked Woman: A Study of the Female Body, Jonathan Cape, London (2004).


Sounds like I've got some experimenting to do!

I believe that sex

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

~ Woody Allen.

Orgasm in Bondage

I'd loooooooooove to take her place.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Toys I Own - Part 1


The Chocolate Thriller

This toy is visually unappealing, and yet deep inside my pussy it feels fantastic. This vibrator is made out of 'firmer than a real hard on' but semi-realistic jelly. This is the most recent vibrator that I have purchased. Want to know something funny? The very first vibrator I ever bought when I was only 17 years old was made from the same mold. That one was rock hard and I threw it away years ago, but I'm happy to have the updated version. Oh yeah, I also love to turn it on, lay it flat against my clit and labia, and cum. The only way this toy could be improved is with balls.

An Interview with Me

Whats the easiest way to make you cum?
Fuck me. Fuck me in missionary, but up more. Like get into missionary position and then move your whole body up a couple of inches. This way my clit gets good constant contact and my whole vagina is really stimulated. It's a pretty easy position that most guys can accomplish too. Now, if you really want to make me cum hard and are willing to work for it, fuck me from behind with a vibe on my clit. It takes longer, but the results soak the sheets and I'll brag about you to my friends for weeks.

So you don't want me to show you my impressive tongue skills?
Who said that? Of course I do! It's just not likely to make me cum in itself. I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Any sexual pet peeves?
Old married guys that say they want to eat pussy for HOURS, but after 5 minutes they're done. They only think they want to do it because their wives won't let them.

Do you swallow?
Usually. If you try to cum in my throat and force me to swallow it, I'm going to spit it back at you though.

How do I get a girl to fuck me?
You need an edge, something that makes you stand out. As scary as it sounds, the only way to do that is to be honest. If you just want to blow your load in her mouth and then send her home, say so. While you may get a lot more negative responses, the positive ones you do get will be more fruitful. If you say you are a romantic and love to spend hours making a girl cum, we'll know you're full of shit anyway.

What about friends with benefits?
First, I prefer the term friends that fuck because honestly, that's what you're doing. But a friends with benefits relationship is pretty easy as long as you follow three simple rules.

1. If either one of you develops strong feelings for the other person, all sexual activity must stop immediately and the guilty party must confess.

2. Since things are casual, condoms must be worn at all times.

3. While you are not required to celebrate anniversaries or birthdays, general respect and niceties are required. This includes asking before you try to slip it in her ass and calling when you say you'll call, at least the majority of the time.

Does age matter to you?
As much as I want to say that age is just a number, I have to admit that it is a consideration. I don't set hard rules, but generally I like guys that are 5-15 years older than me.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Babysitter Gets Fucked by her Punk Boyfriend

I have mixed feelings on this one. It manages to be comical, sleezy, and hot all at the same time.

To succeed with the opposite sex

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

~ Cary Grant