Sunday, July 27, 2008

A Guide to My Sex Drive


I've been paying a lot of attention to my sex drive since I stopped taking hormonal birth control. My cycle is somewhere in the 38-40 day range as opposed to the "typical" 28 days.

Disclaimer: All days are approximate.

Day 1-2: The first two days that I have my period, I want to fuck almost constantly (with short breaks for chocolate). All of my nerves are awake down there, so I'm more sensitive. I want to be fucked deeply, slowly, and intensely with lots of grinding, but make no mistake about it - I want to get fucked.

Day 3-5: My period is more of an annoyance that anything else.

Day 6-24: Things are pretty normal. Just my typical high sex drive.

Day 25-26: When I ovulate, I want to fuck six ways to Sunday. This is when I'm at my most... carnal.

Day 27: This day could go either way. I might want to keep up the dirty streak or I might want to go in the completely opposite direction.

Day 28-36: Normal again.

Day 37-39: I generally don't get PMS, but it is possible that I might take an innocent comment the wrong way. This is when my sex drive is the lowest.

Day 40: The day right before I get my period, I become insatiable, but I can't be bothered with cuddling.

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