10. You can brag about it to your friends tomorrow.
9. It's by far the most fun and enjoyable form of exercise.
8. Skin on skin contact always feels good.
7. Fresh masturbation fantasy material.
6. Is there a bigger self esteem boost than hearing someone breathlessly cry out your name?
5. It's just not the same when you suck your own toes.
4. That mysterious post-sex glow will act like a magnet, drawing in more potential future sex partners.
3. Your "haven't had sex since" counter will get reset to zero.
2. If you're lucky, you'll get to share an orgasm with another person in person. You know, instead of in your imagination.
1. Because I need to get laid.
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0. because sex was not had last night.
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