Monday, December 8, 2008

Cinnamon Peeler

If I were a cinnamon peeler
I would ride your bed
and leave the yellow bark dust
on your pillow.

Your breasts and shoulders would reek
you could never walk through markets
without the profession of my fingers
floating over you. The blind would
stumble certain of whom they approached
though you might bathe
under rain gutters, monsoon.

Here on the upper thigh
at this smooth pasture
neighbor to your hair
or the crease
that cuts your back. This ankle.
You will be known among strangers
as the cinnamon peeler's wife.

I could hardly glance at you
before marriage
never touch you
-- your keen nosed mother, your rough brothers.
I buried my hands
in saffron, disguised them
over smoking tar,
helped the honey gatherers...

When we swam once
I touched you in water
and our bodies remained free,
you could hold me and be blind of smell.
You climbed the bank and said

this is how you touch other women
the grasscutter's wife, the lime burner's daughter.
And you searched your arms
for the missing perfume.

and knew

what good is it
to be the lime burner's daughter
left with no trace
as if not spoken to in an act of love
as if wounded without the pleasure of scar.


You touched
your belly to my hands
in the dry air and said
I am the cinnamon
peeler's wife. Smell me.

~ Michael Ondaatje

Saturday, December 6, 2008

I’ve only recently become aware

I’ve only recently become aware
Of the significant role
Of which you play in my ability to breathe

In out

The simplicity of my actions
Underestimated and taken for granted

Until, that is
Half of what I now know as me
Is taken away

Without understanding or expectations

In out

The opening and filling of my chest
Now burdened
By the colder half of your double bed

In out

I try again
Same result
Half full and incomplete at best

I give in

Now fully aware of the significant role
Of which you play in my ability to

Breathe


~ CR

Friday, December 5, 2008

Infosex

Infosex is a site devoted to pleasuring women with lots of genuine, practical information on clit sex, g-spot massage, and delaying the male orgasm. I especially enjoyed the section on clittage.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I'm not sure I've been a very good girl this year. I tried really hard, but my pussy got the best of me. I'm fairly certain that I've earned a spanking, but please don't bring me a lump of coal. Is there something I could do to make up for my bad behavior? Any thing at all?

From,

A Woman who Finds it Hard to be Good

P.S. Don't eat the brownies until you get home.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Vibrator Boyfriend

Thursday, November 20, 2008

These Guys Totally Got Laid

Gentlemen, if you need tips on how to get laid, watch this. These guys probably went home with half a dozen women each.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Fuck 'n Roll

Someone left a link to this in the comments section of a previous post and I thought it really did deserve to be shared.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Televibe


A toy that your partner can control over the phone or computer? I understand the appeal for phone sex workers, but I'm not sure I'd like to try it myself. More info at Televibe.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Bad Girl

Despite the chick's overacting, and the guy's cheesy lines and socks, I want to be her and I want to get fucked by him. This video is going to fuel my fantasies for a long time to come.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Cock Shots

I was browsing casual sex personals and it made me wonder - what's up with all the cock shots? I understand why men don't want to show their face; no one wants their girlfriend, coworker, or mother to recognize their picture on this webiste. But what I don't understand is why so many men feel that a picture of their penis is the next best thing.

First, penises generally aren't that attractive. Sure, there's a few beautiful ones out there and maybe men with beautiful penises should post pictures of them, but most penises don't fit this category. The average penis is neutral looking and some are plain nasty.

Second, I don't think many women look at a picture of a man's penis and think "I need to get me some of that!" I could be wrong, but I just don't think the majority of women think that way. I think that factors such as experience, attitude towards women and sex, and compatible sexual desires would be more important for the majority of women.

Third, you're not fooling anyone. Maybe you can add an extra inch by using a favorable camera angle, but everyone can tell that you're using your hand like a cock ring. We all know that your average erection isn't bulging out of it's own skin. No one expects it to be.

Fourth, if you simply must show everyone how magnificent your penis is, for goodness sake, at least show it in it's fully erect state! What kind of desire is a soft cock supposed to stir within me?

Anyway, I guess I've simply never understood the reason why a person would need to see another person's genitals before seeing their face or the rest of their body. But that's just me.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Love in Blood Time

When I saw my blood on your leg, the drops so
dark and clear, that real arterial red,
I could not even think about death, you
stood there smiling at me,
you squatted in the tub on your long haunches
and washed it away.
The large hard bud of your sex in my mouth,
the dark petals of my sex in your mouth,
I could feel death going farther and farther away,
forgetting me, losing my address, his
palm forgetting the curve of my cheek in his hand.
Then when we lay in the small glow of the
lamp and I saw your lower lip
glazed with light like liquid fire
I looked at you and I tell you I knew you were God
and I was God and we lay in our bed
on the dark cloud, and somewhere down there
was the earth, and somehow all we did, the
blood, the pink stippling of the head, the
peal fluid out of the slit, the
goodness of all we did would somehow get
down there, it would find its flowering in the world.

~ Sharon Olds

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Spanked

Threesome at a Party

I Don't Think So

I received this email a couple of days ago:

Subject: webcam and headset suggestions

I encourage you to consider getting at least a headset microphone (ideally with an on/off switch for microphone, a volume control for earphones, and with the earphones being soft sponge like muffs, and with plugs not a USB interface), as they only cost around $15, and ideally a webcam (I recommend the Logitech Quickcam Messenger model which looks like a white golf ball and has excellent optics – these cost around $30, and do have USB interface). Both are available from computer stores such as Radio Shack, Dick Smith, or Tandy, or online via for example EBay.

Happy to demonstrate them if you like. :-)


I can also ring most places in the world for free via Voice over the Internet Protocol (VOIP), including where you are at. :-)


Regards [editorial bleep]



Gag me with a spoon! I thought that saying was dead, but it's the only thing appropriate that I can come up with to summarize my thoughts and feelings. I know this guy is playing the numbers game, but has any woman ever actual bought a webcam and/or a mic after receiving this email?

Friday, October 31, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Pantyhose Pictures

I rediscovered a stash of pictures this evening and thought I would share my favorites.













There's no pantyhose in this last picture, but I'm sure you can see why I included it.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Homemade Toys

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Lesbian Threesome

A bit like a cheesy, fine arts university project, but still extremely entertaining. I love the older lady's instructions. Too bad both girls fake their orgasms. This is 45 minutes long, so you should let it buffer before watching.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Pussy Spanking and Clit Rubbing

The way the guy rubs the chick's clit would be too direct for me personally, but DAMN this makes me horny!

Sasi - An Intelligent Sex Toy

This is going straight to the top of my Christmas wish list. Hopefully Santa will understand why I'm on the naughty list and bring it for me anyway.




The Sasi is a completely different kind of toy. Not just a vibrator (though it does that too, complete with different speeds and pulsation patterns), the Sasi moves the way a skilled lover does, providing endless variety. This toy will also remember what you like, and will move through various movements until you push the "don't stop" button. The secret here is the rolling and tumbling ball beneath a silky silicone cover that will tease and tempt it's way across your most sensitive areas and into your heart.

For more information, go to Je Joue.

Humping Kitties

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Last Night's Dream

I had some kind of regular male sexual partner, not a boyfriend, but a man I fucked regularly and whom I trusted very much. For some unknown reason, my vagina had become too tight, so the man took me to a doctor.

The doctor told me to take off all my clothes and lay down on my stomach on the exam table. He had me draw my knees up towards my chest and then he put a pink suction cup of my clit. Within minutes, I was in the middle of an insanely intense orgasm with the doctor and the man watching me.

As I was building up to another orgasm, the doctor gave the man a steel penis and told him to insert it into me and then just hold it there for me to fuck. Although it was only about 6 inches long and 1 inch wide, the steel penis hurt a little when it entered me because I was so tight, but with the pink suction cup and the unstoppable orgasms it was causing, I couldn't help but rock back and forth on it.

The doctor told the man that I was one of the worst cases he'd seen and that it would take a while, at least 5 more orgasms, before he'd really be able to work on me, and then he left the room.

And then I woke up.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Objects I Won't Fuck

I have a vagina and I familiar with it's elastic properties as well as the pleasurable sensations involved in some mild stretching, but I don't understand the a appeal of inserting any of these items. Call me a prude if you want, but I'm not going to do it.





Alison Angel

She's a porn star, but she's got a sweet, innocent look that I can't resist as well as a pretty pussy and fantastic breasts.



Pregnant Hippie Goddess

I found pictures of this woman months ago and she still holds the title of "The Most Beautiful Pregnant Woman I Have Ever Seen."



Click here to see more.

The Sexual Spectrum Test

Your result for The Sexuality Spectrum Test...

Bi/Slightly Straight

You scored 6 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)


For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite sex, but either sex would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Take The Sexuality Spectrum Test at HelloQuizzy

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

There is a Man in my Life

There is a man in my life that I would fuck if he asked nicely. The problem is that this man don't know this information and I haven't got a clue how to let him know without coming across as a super slut. What's a girl to do?

Cute Chick with a Vibrator

Head Over the Side of a Bed

I love giving head in this position.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Masturbation Musings

I could hear a woman masturbating last night. I could also hear the TV through the wall, so I blamed the first girlie moan on that, but pretty soon I could hear the bed squeaking and more sounds of self pleasure. At first, I thought I shouldn't be listening to her and that it was going to make for an awkward hello in the morning, but I quickly realized that she had no clue I could hear, so I listened with fascination to the whole thing. I really wanted to know what she was fantasizing about.

It really got me thinking about masturbation. Why do people (in general) have to hide the fact that they masturbate? Why don't we talk more openly about what gets us off and how often we do it? Why did the woman feel she needed to mask the noises she was making with the TV? Why is it that watching women masturbate is almost always appealing, but watching men masturbate is almost always unappealing?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee

I just stumbled upon this tonight. I'd never actually seen it before.

Bigger isn't Always Better

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Masturbation

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

~ Thomas Szasz

Toys I Own - Part 2


Sensa-Firm Booty Bumpers

This set of plugs is made out of super smooth, firm but flexible silicone. They're all about an inch or so in diameter and 4, 5.5, and 7 inches long. The green one feels like it was made for my pussy. With it fully inserted, the head teases my cervix, the shaft glides along and applies the perfect amount of pressure to my g-spot, and the base stimulates part of my lips and perineum. With a couple of lubed fingers on the sides of my clit, I'm in cum heaven. The pink and oranges ones are awesome for anal play, particularly with double penetration. Also, the suction cups are strong enough to stick to a flat surface or they can be put together for a custom double dong.


Strawberry Dong

This vibrator was obviously invented by a man because it smells like fake strawberries. Seriously, who needs their toys to smell like plastic fruit? The scent makes it very irritating and I can only use this with a condom. Still, it's been in my toy collection for many years and has served me well. It's made out of very firm jelly and measures about 6 insertable inches long. The bulbous head and tapered shaft makes me feel like I'm constantly being stretched open and I can use the balls to stimulate either my perineum or clit and lips.

Fucking in the Forest

This could have been so good! I love the voyeuristic element and the couple is sexy, but in the end, the guy most definitely leaves the girl wanting more.









Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Lesbian Bondage

Wow. Just wow.

My Seduction Style

I took the a seduction style test today and the results were surprisingly accurate. Here are some highlights:

GrapesAndSex is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that GrapesAndSex is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the point they, at times, may lack impulse control. People like this tend to love life with zeal, often living in the moment and trying not to let experiences pass them by, with many having engaged in a wider range of sexual behaviors, sometimes with a number of different partners. Someone like this is bound to be gregarious and flirtatious in public, becoming extremely sensual and wildly uninhibited behind closed doors. In fact, these individuals are amongst the most passionate of people when the timing is right.

What Makes This Type So Attractive? Those of high seducability can be absolute elixirs in and of themselves, with many drawn to this sort for their…

• Uninhibited nature. Fun, fun-loving, and provocative, this type is very adventurous and erotophilic, open to trying new things, with many “closeted kinks” when it comes to sexual experimentation.

• Lust for the sensual and the act of seduction. Not to be stigmatized as players necessarily, this sort loves anything that entertains their intellect, including the sexual, and that involves pleasure, including the potential for even greater pleasure.

• Ability to be fabulous, hopeless flirts. Whether coy, up for tit for tat discourse, or clever in dishing out the flattery, this sort is alluring in their ability to be suggestive and fearless in expressing interest.

• Their sensitivity and moodiness. A bit theatrical at times, and not afraid to express themselves in many ways, this sort will always keep you entertained, amusing woo’ers who know how to handle it.


While this type can be into all sorts of high stimuli, becoming easily aroused, don’t assume that their ability to realize their highest sexual self on a physical level translates into being able to do that on an emotional or spiritual level in the boudoir, If this is what you’re after you may be disappointed. Rather allow yourself to be allured, recognizing that much of what they do is based on their need to be pleased, their desire to be liked and loved, their need to impress, and a deep-seated vulnerability when it comes to being intimate with another.


My Sexual Personality

One’s overall sexual personality reflects two core meta-traits that experts traditionally refer to as Alpha and Beta. With respect to sexual motivations, Alpha concerns intimacy and affiliation, and Beta concerns power or dominance. This means that those scoring high on Alpha typically approach sex as a means to an end – such as strengthening an attachment or deepening intimacy with a lover. Those scoring high on Beta tend to regard sex as its own reward.

GrapesAndSex scored high on Alpha and high on Beta, so we call this profile a “Serpent.” These sensation-seekers are not necessarily sex fiends, but they can be somewhat open-minded and exploratory when it comes to sexual expression. For them, sex is often a transcendent experience through which they feel unparalleled pleasure that comes from all of the sensations of an intense emotional and physical connection with a partner, with many uncoiling their innermost sexual energy for a cosmic sexual experience. The dominance this type sometimes portrays in the bedroom is one meant for mutual pleasuring – for the greater good of the relationship and connection – than one of selfish gratification. Sexual pleasuring is a celebration of the relationship and amongst a union’s highest priorities.


You can take the quiz here.

Sex with a Dog

This is a good example of why children should not be allowed to freely roam the internet. I looked up something about doggie style and I found out about sex with dogs. Oh my.



The Girls' Guide To The HOTTEST Sex Experience On The Planet!

Posted February 1997

Women: Have you ever wished you could have-

* The HOTTEST, most pleasurable, oral and vaginal sex imaginable?
* Simple, PURE physical satisfaction with no strings attached?
* Sex without AIDS or pregnancy fears?
* The privacy of masturbation, but the satisfaction and stimulation of sex?
* A truly HOT, nasty sex experience to share with your significant other?

If you answered "yes" to any of these, then you should consider having sex with a DOG. Wait, don't laugh! I am VERY serious. I know it sounds gross, but you really don't know what you are dissing until you've tried it. Thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me (just read the animal sex newsgroups and web pages), and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.


You can read the rest here.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

She Plays with Herself

I think I should find this hot, but I don't. Maybe it's just my mood today. Maybe it's because the chick has fake nails and a dry pussy, and she's playing it up for the camera. And yet I think it would be so sexy to watch another girl doing this.

Stop watching this at 6 minutes unless you're really into breasts.

Oily Orgasms

This would be so much better if the girl wasn't so skinny and if the guy wasn't European, but overall it's still pretty hot and worth watching.

Beyond the G-Spot: The Female U-Spot and A-Spot

The U-Spot - This is a small patch of sensitive erectile tissue located just above and on either side of the urethral opening. It is absent just below the urethra, in the small area between the urethra and the vagina. Less well known than the clitoris, its erotic potential was only recently investigated by American clinical research workers. They found that if this region was gently caressed, with the finger, the tongue, or the tip of the penis, there was an unexpectedly powerful erotic response.


The A-Spot (aka the AFE-zone, Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone, or Epicentre) - This is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate.' In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis. Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity.

There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone.

Taken from
Desmond Morris, The Naked Woman: A Study of the Female Body, Jonathan Cape, London (2004).


Sounds like I've got some experimenting to do!

I believe that sex

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

~ Woody Allen.

Orgasm in Bondage

I'd loooooooooove to take her place.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Toys I Own - Part 1


The Chocolate Thriller

This toy is visually unappealing, and yet deep inside my pussy it feels fantastic. This vibrator is made out of 'firmer than a real hard on' but semi-realistic jelly. This is the most recent vibrator that I have purchased. Want to know something funny? The very first vibrator I ever bought when I was only 17 years old was made from the same mold. That one was rock hard and I threw it away years ago, but I'm happy to have the updated version. Oh yeah, I also love to turn it on, lay it flat against my clit and labia, and cum. The only way this toy could be improved is with balls.

An Interview with Me

Whats the easiest way to make you cum?
Fuck me. Fuck me in missionary, but up more. Like get into missionary position and then move your whole body up a couple of inches. This way my clit gets good constant contact and my whole vagina is really stimulated. It's a pretty easy position that most guys can accomplish too. Now, if you really want to make me cum hard and are willing to work for it, fuck me from behind with a vibe on my clit. It takes longer, but the results soak the sheets and I'll brag about you to my friends for weeks.

So you don't want me to show you my impressive tongue skills?
Who said that? Of course I do! It's just not likely to make me cum in itself. I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Any sexual pet peeves?
Old married guys that say they want to eat pussy for HOURS, but after 5 minutes they're done. They only think they want to do it because their wives won't let them.

Do you swallow?
Usually. If you try to cum in my throat and force me to swallow it, I'm going to spit it back at you though.

How do I get a girl to fuck me?
You need an edge, something that makes you stand out. As scary as it sounds, the only way to do that is to be honest. If you just want to blow your load in her mouth and then send her home, say so. While you may get a lot more negative responses, the positive ones you do get will be more fruitful. If you say you are a romantic and love to spend hours making a girl cum, we'll know you're full of shit anyway.

What about friends with benefits?
First, I prefer the term friends that fuck because honestly, that's what you're doing. But a friends with benefits relationship is pretty easy as long as you follow three simple rules.

1. If either one of you develops strong feelings for the other person, all sexual activity must stop immediately and the guilty party must confess.

2. Since things are casual, condoms must be worn at all times.

3. While you are not required to celebrate anniversaries or birthdays, general respect and niceties are required. This includes asking before you try to slip it in her ass and calling when you say you'll call, at least the majority of the time.

Does age matter to you?
As much as I want to say that age is just a number, I have to admit that it is a consideration. I don't set hard rules, but generally I like guys that are 5-15 years older than me.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Babysitter Gets Fucked by her Punk Boyfriend

I have mixed feelings on this one. It manages to be comical, sleezy, and hot all at the same time.

To succeed with the opposite sex

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

~ Cary Grant

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Online Dating

I made this profile out of the generosity of my heart. Simply copy, paste, fill your age, and post. Piece of cake.

I love hockey, moving my body in acts of competition, and finding ways to impress chicks with my body. I'm ___ years old and I haven't figured out my life, but I expect you to have figured out yours. You need to be skinny with big boobs so I want to fuck you and fertile in case I decide that I want to have kids, but you never know how something like that might work out. Oh yeah, I like to work out. Did I mention my hot body yet? If you want to know more, you'll email me.

My First Real Porn

I was digging through some old stuff and found a disc of computer files that I had burned about seven and a half years ago. Along with some other treasures, I came across these two videos. While I had watched professional pornography before, these videos were my first encounter with real amateur porn. And I've been hooked ever since.



After Sin City

This story has been modified to protect the innocent (or not so innocent). It takes place after Sin City Fetish Night.


I thought of many outfits, but my mind finally settled on the color white and the idea of innocence. Sheer, white, stay up stocking with several inches of lace at the top, coming up to mid-thing. Metallic, light blue, strappy heels with a strap encircling my ankle. Short, pleated light blue skirt just long enough to cover my ass when I'm standing up. Simple, white cotton thong with just an edging of lace. Demi cup white lace bra that barely covers my nipples. Semi sheer, white, sleeveless shirt that comes right up to my neck but is short enough that a small sliver of skin shows between my skirt and shirt, and if I raise my arms up, you get a little more of a peek. A simple, silver chain necklace with a virginity ring. Both my toes and fingers painted with metallic, light blue polish. A dusting of silver shimmer on all of my skin. My hair up in a spunky, messy bun, so my neck is exposed. Duochrome blue/white eyeshadow, shimmery navy liquid eyeliner, tons of black mascara, slightly pink cheeks for the blush of innocence, and shimmery nude lips. And the sweet smell of sultry vanilla.

After a night out, I am so turned on by what I've seen, the feel of your hand on my thigh in the car makes me wetter than I ever thought possible. Once home, standing in the door way, your mouth and tongue exploring mine and your arms pinning me close to you, I am unable to think about what to do, simply following my instincts, my hands trying to explore every inch of flesh they can find and my hips push closer to you.

Once stripped of my clothing, I experience a moment of shyness, but my desire to be closer to you quickly overcomes that. The feel of your tongue and teeth on my nipples brings a gasp from my lips. Laying back, you pull me so that I am sitting straddling you and can feel your throbbing cock between my pink lips. With your hands on my hips, biting my bottom lip, I slowly, oh so slowly, begin to relax and let you sink into me. Breathlessly, I tell you that it hurts, but that my desire is far stronger than the pain. I lower myself down until I have the full length of you deep inside of me, pausing for a moment to feel you and let myself relax, my hips slowly start to move in small circles...


As your heat slides up and down my shaft, I feel your muscles tighten and relax around my cock. I run my fingers up and down your back, firmly holding the nape of your neck. Your hands find their way in between your legs and I feel your finger nails clasping onto my balls as you fuck me harder and deeper. My hands find your breasts and hard nipples are lightly twisted. I then venture down in between your legs where I spread your pussy and rub your clit while my cock pounds in and out of you.

I pick you up and throw you on your back. I push your legs further apart and lower my face between your legs, maintaining eye contact with you the whole time. I feel your stockings on my shoulders as your heels lightly scratch my back. I lightly kiss and nibble your nether regions and then I spread your pussy lips with both hands and kiss your clit and then start lapping at your pussy like a thirsty animal. As your legs clamp tighter and tighter around my neck, I have to ease off... for now.

I get you a glass of water and let you regain your composure.

"Are you ready? Good."

We reengage in a 69 with you on top. You take my cock with both your hands and run your tongue up and down it, tracing the thick veins and throbbing head, covering it in saliva. You start slow and work me into your throat inch by inch. In the mirror I can see the slutty smile on your lipstick smeared face. From this position, I wrap my arms around your waist, pulling your pussy closer to my mouth. I put my mouth over your now swollen clit, sucking it into my mouth, swirling it around with my tongue. I put a finger in your ass and fuck your ass in rhythm while I suck and lick at your pussy. Your hips start to roll and grind so I put two fingers in as I slurp at your soaking wet pussy. Your back arches and you gasp as you sit down firmly on my face, almost suffocating me.

I put you up on your knees and instruct you to masturbate using both hands. Without saying a word, you do so. You look at me demurely while your fingers disappear deep inside your ass and pussy. I stand in front of you with my cock an inch or two from your mouth. You instinctively try to take my cock with your mouth, but I won’t let you. I instruct you to remain on you knees and to spread yourself so I can admire your sex from behind. I spit on your asshole and watch in awe as you spread it around, lightly penetrating your own ass. I take my cock and rub the head of it up and down your pussy and ass, spreading your labia and dilating your ass ever so slightly.

“Do you want it?” I ask. I want to hear you beg for it and you ask soooo nicely it’s so hard to deny you. As I lightly press my cock against your pussy your push back and the head of my cock spreads your pussy apart and starts to slide in. Inch by inch my cock slowly starts to disappear once again into your soaking wet, steaming hot pussy. You push back harder; I thrust into you harder. Deeper and deeper my cock goes. Harder and harder in deep, deliberate strokes. Your hands, which had been spreading your ass apart up until this point, reach further back and hold the base of my cock in a lame attempt to ease the pounding. The only thing that this does is makes me notice how neglected you ass looks right now. I pull my cock out of your pussy and you quickly turn around and lick my cock up and down, tasting yourself. I further instruct you to spread your ass again. I apply a generous application of lubricant to your button and press the head of my cock against your ass. You moan loudly and slowly start to take my cock into your ass. Your eyes go big and you gasp loudly as the head of my cock penetrates your ass. You take a couple of deep breaths and push back again. And again. And again. Eventually your ass engulfs my cock and I can feel my balls slap against your still soaking wet pussy as I fuck your ass harder and harder. I grab your hips and pull you in as close as possible. "I’m so close to coming baby..."


I reach one hand up around the back of your neck for support, my other hand reaches down between my legs and my fingers begin to circle my clit. "Baby," I say, "I think I'm going to cum. Would you let me cum?" I'm breathing hard, whimpering, and moaning, and can barely get the words out.

"No, Baby, not yet," you reply.

"Please," with desperation in my voice, "Please let me cum on you. I can feel it coming soon."

"No, Baby, not yet." You pull out of me entirely, my body shivers missing what's it's just lost. You tell me to turn around and lay on my back. You push my legs up so my knees are on my chest and use the weight of your body to keep them there. Your other hand guides your cock back into my ass and I let out a gasp of delight. I feel the entire length of you slide into me, and although I can't move very much, you can feel that I'm trying to rise up to join you. You take my hands and hold them up over my head, your eyes looking deep into mine. Slowly, you start to move in and out of me. I feel so tight and warm around your throbbing cock. Soon, I'm breathlessly whispering your name over and over again. The feel of your breath on me excites me even more. My body is becoming more tense and you feel me straining against your grasp on my wrists.

"Would you like to cum now? Would you like to cum on my cock?" you ask.

"Yes! Yes, please!" is my reply.

"Cum for me, Baby. I want to feel you." With those words, my whole body tenses until it explodes with pleasurable release. I curse at you as you feel my ass squeezing even tighter around you, the tension and relaxation of my orgasm massaging you....


~ KJ & AB

Girl Masturbates

I've replayed this video several times and I just can't hear the loud orgasm promised by the original title "Girl Masturbates and Cums Loudly," but it's still worth watching. What I like most about her is her tummy.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I Apologize for the Interruption

Without reliable internet, I haven't been able to post anything and I'm sorry about that. I hope *fingers crossed* that I'll be back to regularly posting by Sept. 23. In the mean time, I have added a couple of new links.

Anal Sex "Yes"

A Woman's Touch

Nina Hartley

Friday, August 29, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

How to Lick Pussy

Pussy Licking: A Discourse

MALE here looking for a Female to lick.

I am VERY good at it.... especially after reading this post by a female.

Its all about the details when it comes to being a great pussy licker.

Here is the discourse:

When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.


Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.

Beautiful, isn't it?

There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in bushes of fur and others are fully bare. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.

But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit.

Check it out.

See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder.

Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon.


Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him. But back to your pussy eating session...


There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her.

Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking. Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover. When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm.

Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting.

Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.

The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down.

A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

Taken from Craigslist: Pussy Licking: A Discourse - m4w. I took the liberty of fixing a couple of typos and adding emphasis to the points I thought were most valuable.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Screaming Anal

This video was originally titled "Anal Virgin" and while that might be true, this girl screams a hell of a lot! Still, I like it because it really is all about her, not him.

WTF

It'sReal.com

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Found: Junk Mail

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Chesty Morgan

A stripper and pornstar from the 70's and 80's whose measurements were reportedly 73FF-32-36. Crazy.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin." - Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Read the rest of the article here

Something for the Unfulfilled Women

Do you have a hard time finding toys that make you feel completely satisfied? That stretch you to your limit? Are you always searching for something more? Are you looking for something that will truly challenge you? Do you wish human/elephant sexual activities were legal and socially acceptable?

Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!


This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.

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Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

For the record, business socks are NOT allowed in my bedroom!

Friday, August 15, 2008

The Popularization of Bisexuality

Is it just me or has there been an increase in women who claim to be bisexual? Personally, as a woman who has known she was bisexual since she was about 12, this really pisses me off for a few reasons. First, finding a female partner was hard enough before, but now there's tons of women claiming to be bisexual just because they've kissed another woman or because their male partner thinks it's hot and wants a threesome with two women. While these women may not mind kissing another woman or experimenting with light touching with another woman, they aren't really into woman. In other words, they'll do it but they don't really get off on it. Well who the hell wants to be with someone like that??? No thank you! I don't mind making out with them at some party, but I'm seriously pissed if you get me back to your place and discover you're only curious and it isn't really for you.

Second, after making a girl squirt, being with a bisexual woman has become some kind of mega sexual milestone for men. To be able to tell their friends that they were with a woman who loved to eat pussy seems to be a major ego boost for them which is ok with me, but leads to point number three.

Third, if feels like 'fake' bisexuality somehow devalue my 'real' bisexuality. Maybe I'm wrong and shouldn't feel this way, but as more and more women claim to be bisexual, it seems to cheapen the fact that I'm a real bi and love to suck nipples and lick pussy.

So girls, before you go around calling yourself bisexual, consider this: would you have a sexual experience with a woman if there wasn't a man present?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection

I haven't had any spam for Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection (MUSE) yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

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An Oily Night

I really like that they're so into each other and so relaxed. And the chick is fucking hot.

The Big O

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Freddy and Eddy

Not just another sex website. Some highlights:

* honest, well written reviews on toys, accessories, books, and pornography

* 'how to' articles and videos on everything from squirting and swinging to using a strap on and having sex in an airplane

* thought provoking essays, articles, and advice

Freddy and Eddy

Monday, August 11, 2008

Virgin Gets Fucked By Teachers

This is approximately how my thoughts went when I watched this: Who thinks up this stuff??? ... Oh, it must be someone's fantasy if someone came up with it. ... *giggling* ... Well, it's not like I haven't fantasized about my share of teachers. ... I wonder whatever happened to Mr. R....

That Little Blue Pill in My Junk Box

Cialis vs. Viagra: Which one is better?


With Cialis you can...

* be ready for great sexual performance (+1)
* boost your sexual power (+1)
* delight your lady with your sexual power (+3)
* rest assured that everything is OK with your pocket stallion (+2)
* fix the mistakes of nature (+1)
* be cool (+5)
* enlarge the quality of your sexual power (+1)
* enrapture your lady with your sexual performance (+4)
* be sure life can change (+1)
* stop dreaming about a gorgeous sexual life (+1)
* have harder erections (+2)
* offer a gift to your wife (+1)
* have a stronger instrument (+2)


But with Viagra, you can...

* use a professional approach to solving sexual problems (+1)
* get all you've wanted to get (+1)
* make your life better (+2)
* change yourself (+2)
* achieve the whole world (+2)
* let your instrument work like a clock (+1)
* forget about errors in work for your device (+1)
* solve your problems with recharges (+1)
* surprise your woman (+1)
* strengthen your endurance (+1)
* break the limits of impotence (+2)
* become more attractive for women (+1)
* get pleasure (+3)
* change your life (+2)
* not be loser (+2)
* let your gun shoot (+5)
* extend your sexual skills (+1)
* don't give in an age (?)
* make your pocket stallion work (+1)
* learn how to build a happy future (+3)
* obtain justice (+3)
* gain tangible advantages (+1)
* flabbergast your woman by your erection (+3)
* boost your endurance in sex (+1)
* get an ideal sex life (+3)
* make yourself happy with life (+2)
* forget about your sexual loses (+1)
* do what you want (+1)
* astonish your wife (+2)
* sense the new life (0)
* bring you ability for sex in every age (+1)
* make all the women will go crazy with you (+3)
* get a super sexual life (+1)
* extend the quality of your sexual skills (+1)
* use a universal solution for all sexual problems (0)
* have quicker recharges (+1)
* stun your wife by your stamina and endurance (+1)
* increase your endurance (+1)
* improve your endurance (+1)
* boost the quality your recharges (+1)
* intensify your sexual skills (+1)
* be a superhero (+5)
* extend the quality of your penis work (+2)
* get the pleasure prevented by impotence (+2)
* over think your life (-5)
* make your own sex rules (+2)
* live adventures (+1)
* effectively treat for sexual life (+1)
* find the meaning of life (+10)
* fuel your limo (+1)


Final Score:
Cialis
- 25
Viagra
- 81

I think we have a winner!