Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
How to Lick Pussy
Pussy Licking: A Discourse
MALE here looking for a Female to lick.
I am VERY good at it.... especially after reading this post by a female.
Its all about the details when it comes to being a great pussy licker.
Here is the discourse:
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.
Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in bushes of fur and others are fully bare. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.
But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit.
Check it out.
See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder.
Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon.
Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him. But back to your pussy eating session...
There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her.
Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking. Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms.
Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover. When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm.
Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting.
Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down.
A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
Taken from Craigslist: Pussy Licking: A Discourse - m4w. I took the liberty of fixing a couple of typos and adding emphasis to the points I thought were most valuable.
MALE here looking for a Female to lick.
I am VERY good at it.... especially after reading this post by a female.
Its all about the details when it comes to being a great pussy licker.
Here is the discourse:
When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see.
Beautiful, isn't it?
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in bushes of fur and others are fully bare. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.
But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit.
Check it out.
See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder.
Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon.
Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him. But back to your pussy eating session...
There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her.
Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking. Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms.
Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover. When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm.
Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting.
Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down.
A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
Taken from Craigslist: Pussy Licking: A Discourse - m4w. I took the liberty of fixing a couple of typos and adding emphasis to the points I thought were most valuable.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Screaming Anal
This video was originally titled "Anal Virgin" and while that might be true, this girl screams a hell of a lot! Still, I like it because it really is all about her, not him.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Found: Junk Mail
Hi! It is Ruth from last weekend's video shoot!
Get your left hand ready
Virgin galactic shows off mothership space craft
Teens picture - hot babysitter fucked sexually
Amateur sluts sucking juicy animal cocks
Don't refuse to get pleasure!
Gerard updated his blog with sizzling pictures of his spouse
Shaved pussy pictures
Ebony chocolate nipples expecting some of your cream
Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because I am loved?
Dwayne sent you a private message :-)
Your woman will be flabbergasted by your erection
Be cool
Jack Rabbit Vibe Sale
Freddie updated his blog with some private pictures of his wife
I have information what females do on a farm - DO NOT leave them there!
Actual people interested in live sex right now
Be a superman
Everyone can improve one's life for the better
I am stunned what can people do with women!
Afford yourself a king-size penis
Teens suck huge hard animal cocks
Let your gun shoot with Super Viagra
Sexy shemales with big dicks
Exotic Oriental Fetish
Farm girls go wild with beasts
Seven things to buy for "your wife is angry with you" nights
I am startled by what these people do with ladies!
Hi! Here is Ernestine from last Monday video shoot!
Does your wife make you sick? Cheer up!
Whatever you need
Fast discreet delivery for our customers
Extend the quality of your penis work
Use Viagra and Cialis pills before you have sex
Do you know how porn actors do it?
Forget about sexual problems now!
~ GC
Get your left hand ready
Virgin galactic shows off mothership space craft
Teens picture - hot babysitter fucked sexually
Amateur sluts sucking juicy animal cocks
Don't refuse to get pleasure!
Gerard updated his blog with sizzling pictures of his spouse
Shaved pussy pictures
Ebony chocolate nipples expecting some of your cream
Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because I am loved?
Dwayne sent you a private message :-)
Your woman will be flabbergasted by your erection
Be cool
Jack Rabbit Vibe Sale
Freddie updated his blog with some private pictures of his wife
I have information what females do on a farm - DO NOT leave them there!
Actual people interested in live sex right now
Be a superman
Everyone can improve one's life for the better
I am stunned what can people do with women!
Afford yourself a king-size penis
Teens suck huge hard animal cocks
Let your gun shoot with Super Viagra
Sexy shemales with big dicks
Exotic Oriental Fetish
Farm girls go wild with beasts
Seven things to buy for "your wife is angry with you" nights
I am startled by what these people do with ladies!
Hi! Here is Ernestine from last Monday video shoot!
Does your wife make you sick? Cheer up!
Whatever you need
Fast discreet delivery for our customers
Extend the quality of your penis work
Use Viagra and Cialis pills before you have sex
Do you know how porn actors do it?
Forget about sexual problems now!
~ GC
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Chesty Morgan
A stripper and pornstar from the 70's and 80's whose measurements were reportedly 73FF-32-36. Crazy.Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.
The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.
The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins."At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin." - Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria
Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.
Read the rest of the article here
Something for the Unfulfilled Women
Do you have a hard time finding toys that make you feel completely satisfied? That stretch you to your limit? Are you always searching for something more? Are you looking for something that will truly challenge you? Do you wish human/elephant sexual activities were legal and socially acceptable?
Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!
This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.
Stop googling "monster dildo" and take advantage of all the seasonal local produce available at this time of year!
This zucchini was purchased from the Amish by a friend of mine in New Hampshire.
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time
For the record, business socks are NOT allowed in my bedroom!
Friday, August 15, 2008
The Popularization of Bisexuality
Is it just me or has there been an increase in women who claim to be bisexual? Personally, as a woman who has known she was bisexual since she was about 12, this really pisses me off for a few reasons. First, finding a female partner was hard enough before, but now there's tons of women claiming to be bisexual just because they've kissed another woman or because their male partner thinks it's hot and wants a threesome with two women. While these women may not mind kissing another woman or experimenting with light touching with another woman, they aren't really into woman. In other words, they'll do it but they don't really get off on it. Well who the hell wants to be with someone like that??? No thank you! I don't mind making out with them at some party, but I'm seriously pissed if you get me back to your place and discover you're only curious and it isn't really for you.
Second, after making a girl squirt, being with a bisexual woman has become some kind of mega sexual milestone for men. To be able to tell their friends that they were with a woman who loved to eat pussy seems to be a major ego boost for them which is ok with me, but leads to point number three.
Third, if feels like 'fake' bisexuality somehow devalue my 'real' bisexuality. Maybe I'm wrong and shouldn't feel this way, but as more and more women claim to be bisexual, it seems to cheapen the fact that I'm a real bi and love to suck nipples and lick pussy.
So girls, before you go around calling yourself bisexual, consider this: would you have a sexual experience with a woman if there wasn't a man present?
Second, after making a girl squirt, being with a bisexual woman has become some kind of mega sexual milestone for men. To be able to tell their friends that they were with a woman who loved to eat pussy seems to be a major ego boost for them which is ok with me, but leads to point number three.
Third, if feels like 'fake' bisexuality somehow devalue my 'real' bisexuality. Maybe I'm wrong and shouldn't feel this way, but as more and more women claim to be bisexual, it seems to cheapen the fact that I'm a real bi and love to suck nipples and lick pussy.
So girls, before you go around calling yourself bisexual, consider this: would you have a sexual experience with a woman if there wasn't a man present?
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection
I haven't had any spam for Medicated Urethral Suppository for Erection (MUSE) yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
BC Health Guide - MUSE
Drugs.com - Alprostadil
Caverject Impulse
BC Health Guide - MUSE
Drugs.com - Alprostadil
Caverject Impulse
An Oily Night
I really like that they're so into each other and so relaxed. And the chick is fucking hot.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Freddy and Eddy
Not just another sex website. Some highlights:
* honest, well written reviews on toys, accessories, books, and pornography
* 'how to' articles and videos on everything from squirting and swinging to using a strap on and having sex in an airplane
* thought provoking essays, articles, and advice
Freddy and Eddy
* honest, well written reviews on toys, accessories, books, and pornography
* 'how to' articles and videos on everything from squirting and swinging to using a strap on and having sex in an airplane
* thought provoking essays, articles, and advice
Freddy and Eddy
Monday, August 11, 2008
Virgin Gets Fucked By Teachers
This is approximately how my thoughts went when I watched this: Who thinks up this stuff??? ... Oh, it must be someone's fantasy if someone came up with it. ... *giggling* ... Well, it's not like I haven't fantasized about my share of teachers. ... I wonder whatever happened to Mr. R....
That Little Blue Pill in My Junk Box
Cialis vs. Viagra: Which one is better?
With Cialis you can...
* be ready for great sexual performance (+1)
* boost your sexual power (+1)
* delight your lady with your sexual power (+3)
* rest assured that everything is OK with your pocket stallion (+2)
* fix the mistakes of nature (+1)
* be cool (+5)
* enlarge the quality of your sexual power (+1)
* enrapture your lady with your sexual performance (+4)
* be sure life can change (+1)
* stop dreaming about a gorgeous sexual life (+1)
* have harder erections (+2)
* offer a gift to your wife (+1)
* have a stronger instrument (+2)
But with Viagra, you can...
* use a professional approach to solving sexual problems (+1)
* get all you've wanted to get (+1)
* make your life better (+2)
* change yourself (+2)
* achieve the whole world (+2)
* let your instrument work like a clock (+1)
* forget about errors in work for your device (+1)
* solve your problems with recharges (+1)
* surprise your woman (+1)
* strengthen your endurance (+1)
* break the limits of impotence (+2)
* become more attractive for women (+1)
* get pleasure (+3)
* change your life (+2)
* not be loser (+2)
* let your gun shoot (+5)
* extend your sexual skills (+1)
* don't give in an age (?)
* make your pocket stallion work (+1)
* learn how to build a happy future (+3)
* obtain justice (+3)
* gain tangible advantages (+1)
* flabbergast your woman by your erection (+3)
* boost your endurance in sex (+1)
* get an ideal sex life (+3)
* make yourself happy with life (+2)
* forget about your sexual loses (+1)
* do what you want (+1)
* astonish your wife (+2)
* sense the new life (0)
* bring you ability for sex in every age (+1)
* make all the women will go crazy with you (+3)
* get a super sexual life (+1)
* extend the quality of your sexual skills (+1)
* use a universal solution for all sexual problems (0)
* have quicker recharges (+1)
* stun your wife by your stamina and endurance (+1)
* increase your endurance (+1)
* improve your endurance (+1)
* boost the quality your recharges (+1)
* intensify your sexual skills (+1)
* be a superhero (+5)
* extend the quality of your penis work (+2)
* get the pleasure prevented by impotence (+2)
* over think your life (-5)
* make your own sex rules (+2)
* live adventures (+1)
* effectively treat for sexual life (+1)
* find the meaning of life (+10)
* fuel your limo (+1)
Final Score:
Cialis - 25
Viagra - 81
I think we have a winner!
With Cialis you can...
* be ready for great sexual performance (+1)
* boost your sexual power (+1)
* delight your lady with your sexual power (+3)
* rest assured that everything is OK with your pocket stallion (+2)
* fix the mistakes of nature (+1)
* be cool (+5)
* enlarge the quality of your sexual power (+1)
* enrapture your lady with your sexual performance (+4)
* be sure life can change (+1)
* stop dreaming about a gorgeous sexual life (+1)
* have harder erections (+2)
* offer a gift to your wife (+1)
* have a stronger instrument (+2)
But with Viagra, you can...
* use a professional approach to solving sexual problems (+1)
* get all you've wanted to get (+1)
* make your life better (+2)
* change yourself (+2)
* achieve the whole world (+2)
* let your instrument work like a clock (+1)
* forget about errors in work for your device (+1)
* solve your problems with recharges (+1)
* surprise your woman (+1)
* strengthen your endurance (+1)
* break the limits of impotence (+2)
* become more attractive for women (+1)
* get pleasure (+3)
* change your life (+2)
* not be loser (+2)
* let your gun shoot (+5)
* extend your sexual skills (+1)
* don't give in an age (?)
* make your pocket stallion work (+1)
* learn how to build a happy future (+3)
* obtain justice (+3)
* gain tangible advantages (+1)
* flabbergast your woman by your erection (+3)
* boost your endurance in sex (+1)
* get an ideal sex life (+3)
* make yourself happy with life (+2)
* forget about your sexual loses (+1)
* do what you want (+1)
* astonish your wife (+2)
* sense the new life (0)
* bring you ability for sex in every age (+1)
* make all the women will go crazy with you (+3)
* get a super sexual life (+1)
* extend the quality of your sexual skills (+1)
* use a universal solution for all sexual problems (0)
* have quicker recharges (+1)
* stun your wife by your stamina and endurance (+1)
* increase your endurance (+1)
* improve your endurance (+1)
* boost the quality your recharges (+1)
* intensify your sexual skills (+1)
* be a superhero (+5)
* extend the quality of your penis work (+2)
* get the pleasure prevented by impotence (+2)
* over think your life (-5)
* make your own sex rules (+2)
* live adventures (+1)
* effectively treat for sexual life (+1)
* find the meaning of life (+10)
* fuel your limo (+1)
Final Score:
Cialis - 25
Viagra - 81
I think we have a winner!
Cum Your Brains Out
penis
(my trademark way of breaking ice!!)
vagina?
yes!!!
you're catching on
cunnilingus
fellatio!
I finally remembered that fucking word
analingus
kissing?
(opposite ends of the digestive track)
fuck yeah!
Cum your brains out to something kinky
I always feel great afterwards
I agree with you
cum your brains out
~ GC and JM
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Leaving the Motel
Outside, the last kids holler
Near the pool: they'll stay the night.
Pick up the towels; fold your collar
Out of sight.
Check: is the second bed
Unrumpled, as agreed?
Landlords have to think ahead
In case of need,
Too. Keep things straight: don't take
The matches, the wrong keyrings—
We've nowhere we could keep a keepsake—
Ashtrays, combs, things
That sooner or later others
Would accidentally find.
Check: take nothing of one another's
And leave behind
Your license number only,
Which they won't care to trace;
We've paid. Still, should such things get lonely,
Leave in their vase
An aspirin to preserve
Our lilacs, the wayside flowers
We've gathered and must leave to serve
A few more hours;
That's all. We can't tell when
We'll come back, can't press claims;
We would no doubt have other rooms then,
Or other names.
~ W. D. Snodgrass
Near the pool: they'll stay the night.
Pick up the towels; fold your collar
Out of sight.
Check: is the second bed
Unrumpled, as agreed?
Landlords have to think ahead
In case of need,
Too. Keep things straight: don't take
The matches, the wrong keyrings—
We've nowhere we could keep a keepsake—
Ashtrays, combs, things
That sooner or later others
Would accidentally find.
Check: take nothing of one another's
And leave behind
Your license number only,
Which they won't care to trace;
We've paid. Still, should such things get lonely,
Leave in their vase
An aspirin to preserve
Our lilacs, the wayside flowers
We've gathered and must leave to serve
A few more hours;
That's all. We can't tell when
We'll come back, can't press claims;
We would no doubt have other rooms then,
Or other names.
~ W. D. Snodgrass
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Not tonight honey - I'm allergic to your sperm
I don't know who I feel worse for - the women who suffer every time they're exposed to sperm or the men who inflict the suffering.
Semen Allergy Info
Semen Allergies Helped by Frequent Sex
Semen Allergy Info
Semen Allergies Helped by Frequent Sex
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Easter
Once was an Easter Bunny,~ GC
a lonely runt.
Found a hunny,
tight little cunt.
Fucked her silly,
made her scream.
'Til she ran away with Willy,
cuz they made a better team.
Now sitting on the toilet seat,
there he is.
Look at him beat,
thinking of Liz.
A sly smirk,
touching his lips.
With another jerk,
spray the tulips.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Fellatio
I’m sculpting a tiny death
in my potter’s wheel
your skin ripples in motion
in time with the hum
Water is used to soften
the unformed clay
my lips knead and
mould a living wave
An exercise in timing
to link hand with heat
once in the kiln
every flaw will show
A suicide art moving
with a cry into me
and I’m left with tears
of a crouching child.
I wonder why I worked
so hard just to empty you
to have what I shaped
slip down from my hands
My husband and I were making love
My husband and I were making love when we suddenly realized that our 13-year-old autistic son had quietly opened the door and was watching with a seemingly confused look on his face. We were both shocked and very concerned as to Dan's reaction. Hurriedly putting on my robe, I went to see Dan, who had gone into the kitchen, and was making a sandwich. The revealing conversation went like this:
"Dan, are you okay?"
"Yes" (as he continued on his sandwich creation).
"I want to tell you that Mother and Dad love each other and what you saw was one way we show it."
"Okay."
I didn't think his "okay" matched my anxiety so I continued.
"In fact, Dan, that's how we made you...with our love."
"Okay" (no expression).
Still feeling like I wasn't getting through and not knowing how to end it, I asked a leading question.
"Do you think you'd like to do that one day? Show love like that?"
Shaking his head and with a sigh...
"Nope...looks too much like hard work!"
Source: (1993). Sexual/"Improper" Language. In R. W. Gilpin, Laughing and Loving with Autism (p. 35). Arlington, Texas, USA: Future Horizons.
"Dan, are you okay?"
"Yes" (as he continued on his sandwich creation).
"I want to tell you that Mother and Dad love each other and what you saw was one way we show it."
"Okay."
I didn't think his "okay" matched my anxiety so I continued.
"In fact, Dan, that's how we made you...with our love."
"Okay" (no expression).
Still feeling like I wasn't getting through and not knowing how to end it, I asked a leading question.
"Do you think you'd like to do that one day? Show love like that?"
Shaking his head and with a sigh...
"Nope...looks too much like hard work!"
Source: (1993). Sexual/"Improper" Language. In R. W. Gilpin, Laughing and Loving with Autism (p. 35). Arlington, Texas, USA: Future Horizons.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
How Does Your Garden Grow?
If you'd like to inquire about the state of a female's pubic hair, "How does your garden grow?" is the only acceptable way to ask. Personally, I trim mine very short using hair clippers about once/week. It keeps things tidy and inviting, and there's still a reminder that I'm a woman, not a girl.
Anyway, here's some info:
Hair Removal Haven - an entire website dedicated to pubic hair removal
Shaving Tips
More Shaving Tips
Anyway, here's some info:
Hair Removal Haven - an entire website dedicated to pubic hair removal
Shaving Tips
More Shaving Tips
Friday, August 1, 2008
So you think you have a fetish
It pisses me off when people say they have a giant list of fetishes when really they just have some normal turn ons. So if you think you are an exhibitionist, fetishist, maschoist, sadist, or voyeur please look up the actual definition.
Coming Becomes You
~ Dennis LeeComing be-
comes you,
little one:
rockabye world as you lie, and the great pang takes you in
waves. Coming
becomes you.With horses you come, with arabian
slather with jugular grunts and in
fretwork, in fistfuls, on Fridays we come in the
danger and midnight of horses.
Coming you come like a spill, like a
spell, like a spoonful of flesh in the
roaring, high on blood
ocean, come with your horses, you come to be played.In after-
come, you nuzzle;
you nestle and noodle and nest.
And the ghosts in your eyes
do their long-legged, chaste parade.
Each time such sadness
hushes me: slow
ache in your gaze—nostalgia for
now, for now as it
goes away. You're
beautiful, small
queen of the pillow drowse, and
rockabye world in my arms.
Coming becomes you.
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